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[–] hr_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

What's fascinating is the constant worry about trans and women not being able to serve be cause they couldn't possibly. But somehow, that is fine be cause they're pretty? Just another example of the inconsistency in their thinking.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

The hands alone are a dead giveaway. The fingers still look wring and the phone hold finger spacing would make Rachmaninoff blush.

Edit:

After another closer look, it isn't as bad for finger spacing, but certainly doesn't look human, IMO.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

For me it was the lower right figure. The finger length thumb just put my brain on instant repulsion.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 3 points 58 minutes ago

Oh god! Just noticed that and it's horrifying!

[–] Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com 16 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Conservatives dont have a realistic view on woman anyway trust me these are just as real as the ones they "know" in real life.

What country do they live in now? I mean it can't be Canada anymore.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Random thought: I think the US higher echelon tech already has AI that knows how to spell and count fingers.

Civilians are usually about 10 years behind.

It's kinda scary am I going off the deep end? Am I a schizophrenic now?

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

No, you aren't at all. Mili-tech far outpaces civili-tech.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 30 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Ironic too to use this AI propaganda when Kegseth is doing his best to purge women out of the military.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Keggerseth doesn't want women to serve IN the military. He wants them to serve UNDER the military.

SELF FIST BUMP !BOOM! YOU CHODES

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 27 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

The title reads like OOP is also a bot/sockpuppet.

It doesn’t quite flow like proper low-literacy American English, but someone who diligently studied insta posts from that demographic.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Sounds like an average American teenager with a D in English to me.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

🫪 omg I didn't realize that was an official emoji

Haha thanks for using it. I'll be inflicting it upon everyone now

[–] Deckname@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Alright then, keep your secrets. What emoji?

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Betchisan@lemmy.world 2 points 56 minutes ago

Wish Android can display these new Apple's emoji drop. It's funny asf.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I am not a bot. Nor do I use insta. Lol

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 26 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

No not you! Original OP, as in whoever wrote the title in your image. Sorry for the confusion /gen

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

Oh, derp. Lol

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Good soldiers follow orders looking mother fuckers. Though they are significantly less attractive than Temuera Morrison.

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 51 points 6 hours ago (6 children)

But but but, count the number of fingers guys! It’s 5 fingers per hand! Haha libz!

Never mind the unnecessary second iPhone.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 26 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Or the nonsense name badges

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 10 points 2 hours ago

In this house Pvt. Yhq.Ar.U is goddamn American hero. 🇺🇸🫡🦅🦅🦅

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 hours ago

Or that the iPhone(s) would only make sense in a mirror selfie.

[–] ElJefe@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Both held by the exact same hand

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Which is uncannily large for the wrist it's attached to.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 152 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (5 children)

Private YHΩ.AR.U looks pretty cute though. She has great skin and the right number of fingers. Just my type!

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago

Plus, she consumed a lot of water and stole a lot of art!

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 hours ago

Private YHΩ.AR.U looks pretty cute though. She has great skin and the right number of fingers. Just my type!

You may think this is some "gotcha", but the image is clearly mirrored, and U.RA.ΩHY is a perfectly normal name here in AⴓeⰃ⫝c≜.

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 hours ago

what about AΓR.U. though... Or 4R.U. (who has one tooth that is way more prominent than the others)

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 28 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe she's X Æ A-12's sister. I didn't know Elon Musk had another daughter.

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago

He's had like 6 since then. That we know of. Probably.

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[–] rautapekoni@sopuli.xyz 34 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

At least the russian propaganda babes I've seen have been real women, but I guess it's not surprising these MAGA idiots are incompetent in copying the shady shit.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 27 points 7 hours ago

One of the post-collapse Soviet Bloc's biggest exports was "fashion models".

Sex trafficking young, thin, blonde girls out of Bulgaria and Poland and Ukraine and Russia was a big part of Jeffery Epstein's job and a lucrative inroad to people like Les Wexner and Jean-Luc Brunel.

For natives in these regions, there's no need to use AI to generate what your economy was already churning out in droves.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 24 points 7 hours ago

Me, an intellectual, "no I am quite certain Illinois hasn't deployed anyone."

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