this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2026
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[–] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'll be heevin' yah guzzeline!

[–] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Since the pipes lead to the ass... Maybe the machines use that as fuel?

[–] Kallestar@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago

"I'm looking for something that says, 'Dad likes leather.'" Something that says, "leather daddy"?

[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 7 points 2 days ago

I'm vegan so just imagine this is pleather

[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We're going to run out of pvc soon 😥

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We'll always* have leather.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

~*at~ ~least~ ~for~ ~those~ ~willing~ ~to~ ~use~ ~human~ ~leather.~

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Mycelium Leather is coming along, it's a super fast process too so it should be cheap (lets not kid ourselves, it won't be)

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

reminds me of human rind. lol

it's a bunch of munch of crunch of humans.

[–] yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We need more buff men dressing like that

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago

they're always dressed like that in the places i go to. lol

[–] Shindo66@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Seriously, Bill, is that all necessary?"

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

"Janet....gas is over $5.20 and I need to fill the F250!...where's my leather thong? It was in the wash last week!"

[–] Nobody@anarchist.nexus 6 points 2 days ago

Soon to be followed by the false flag attack on american soil battle fatigues.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Instructions unclear.

Boss sent me home