this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2026
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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 39 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)
[–] errer@lemmy.world 52 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 14 points 6 days ago
[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago

Shit, that I won't be able to unsee now

[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 22 points 6 days ago (2 children)

... has the Atlantic ocean always been so busty?

[–] grranibal@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 days ago

It wasn’t so much when Pangea broke up but it aged like wine

only since spanish people sailed through it

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 40 points 6 days ago (2 children)

TIL I learned the Strait of Hormuz is located in the Goat Sea.

[–] null@lemmy.org 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is why I voted for the Lemon Party.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 10 points 6 days ago

They had a good platform but I am so tired of old men, so I voted for Tub Girl.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

You win the internet today

[–] mech@feddit.org 30 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That doesn't look like a straight at all.

[–] MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

Don't kink shame. Even straits like it up the butt.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

The Gay of Hormuz

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You need a constant flow of lubricant. We're not getting that, so it's going to hurt.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago

Is not a CNC mill.

It feels good as soon as you start tickling the old turd cutter.

[–] mech@feddit.org 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

The Strait of Whore-muz is always open for shipping.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Whore’s moo’s.

[–] rustyfemboy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 days ago

Thanks, now I will never unsee this

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

The Gay of Hormuz

Once negotiations are able to arrive at a pro-state solution.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

When you reach the Gonabad spot

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

because that place is a giant pain in the ass right now

[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 7 points 6 days ago
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

NCD is leaking again.

What happened to the crease fire?

Have you checked your buttholes?

[–] Iceman@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

When its clenched real tight🥺

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Some of those fingers look sketchy. Bet this is AI