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[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 37 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When Marx said seize the means of production, he was referring to a server environment!

[–] BennyTheExplorer@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

I mean, servers are definetively means of production in a marxist sense.

[–] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago

Scales according to five year plan.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

Does it use Stalin sort?