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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 43 points 6 days ago (2 children)

In both cases, the gap in the doors is half an inch so you can see who's shitting.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 52 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That is one of those really odd US things.

[–] Emotional_Engi@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's not specific to the US, don't ask me why or how I know 💀

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] cageythree@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yeah I thought this defect was ours and ours alone. Who else gotta suffer from stall door crack

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Explain yourself!!

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's the gap over the top that you have to really worry about when people start heaping handfuls of water onto you.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I thought they just stole your jacket on the coat hanger

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Our public school bathrooms were as nice or nicer than the left image.

Park bathrooms however...

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We use to unhook the soap dispenser and put it in a friend’s backpack when they weren’t looking. When they noticed it you had to start snapping and go, “[Steves] got the soap”.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'm having a hard time picturing this 😄

Snapping, like Westside Story?

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Yeah it was closer to the beat of, “We got the funk”.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You didn't have regular large group dance fights at your high school? Are you from the United States?

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nope, dance fights up here in Canada tend to attract polar bears

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

so you dance fight moose then? meese? i don't know the appropriate plural sohrry but i assume plural just means death.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Meese can mean death, geese is all but guaranteed

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I just figure you could theoretically dance fight the moose to attract a polar bear or alascattalo, maybe a small whale, and use them as bait to get away from the moose. Advance dance fighting I know, but I wondered if anyone's tried it.

Edit: forgot about whales

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)

When I was in public high school last year, the boys toilets were horrid, someone spilled baby oil all over the place for some reason, people would rip off doors, smash the toilets, make wall smear murals, leave their CO2 canisters everywhere (which was what they’d get high off of, odd choice but an interesting one I suppose), and of course, piss literally anywhere. I mean, hey, at least the massive mirror was completely intact somehow…

Sure those weren't nitrus?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Someone spilled baby oil all over the place for some reason

It's a joke about Diddy Combs.

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

yeah happened around that time

Whoa, other schools had a Shit Smear Bandit too?!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 5 days ago

Imagine your respawn point being a toilet.

looks at Satisfactory's new update

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Women's bathrooms/Men's bathrooms

Men don't hover.

[–] Vitaly_Chernobyl@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 days ago

I work in a public school and can confirm. It’s a wretched place.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Is the public school bathroom in GITMO?

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 1 points 5 days ago

imagine it's a dark souls LARP

[–] Nebulous_Keito@thelemmy.club 1 points 5 days ago

I have studied in a big private school and the toilets are not clean at all, they reek pretty bad. But I have studied in a small private school with very less students, and their toilets still reeked a bit too but were far cleaner compared to the big private school I mentioned

[–] Dionysus@leminal.space 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Left image is bathroom without tiltok challenges, right is after tiktok.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

It must be, because I went to public schools and they weren't so bad. Sure there was highjinx and the occasional bit of vandalism, but you could at least still take a poo if you had to.