In both cases, the gap in the doors is half an inch so you can see who's shitting.
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
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That is one of those really odd US things.
It's not specific to the US, don't ask me why or how I know 💀
How do you know?
And why?
And where?
Yeah I thought this defect was ours and ours alone. Who else gotta suffer from stall door crack
Explain yourself!!
It's the gap over the top that you have to really worry about when people start heaping handfuls of water onto you.
I thought they just stole your jacket on the coat hanger
Our public school bathrooms were as nice or nicer than the left image.
Park bathrooms however...
We use to unhook the soap dispenser and put it in a friend’s backpack when they weren’t looking. When they noticed it you had to start snapping and go, “[Steves] got the soap”.
I'm having a hard time picturing this 😄
Snapping, like Westside Story?
Yeah it was closer to the beat of, “We got the funk”.
You didn't have regular large group dance fights at your high school? Are you from the United States?
Nope, dance fights up here in Canada tend to attract polar bears
so you dance fight moose then? meese? i don't know the appropriate plural sohrry but i assume plural just means death.
Meese can mean death, geese is all but guaranteed
I just figure you could theoretically dance fight the moose to attract a polar bear or alascattalo, maybe a small whale, and use them as bait to get away from the moose. Advance dance fighting I know, but I wondered if anyone's tried it.
Edit: forgot about whales
When I was in public high school last year, the boys toilets were horrid, someone spilled baby oil all over the place for some reason, people would rip off doors, smash the toilets, make wall smear murals, leave their CO2 canisters everywhere (which was what they’d get high off of, odd choice but an interesting one I suppose), and of course, piss literally anywhere. I mean, hey, at least the massive mirror was completely intact somehow…
Sure those weren't nitrus?
Someone spilled baby oil all over the place for some reason
It's a joke about Diddy Combs.
yeah happened around that time
Whoa, other schools had a Shit Smear Bandit too?!
Women's bathrooms/Men's bathrooms
Men don't hover.
Imagine your respawn point being a toilet.
looks at Satisfactory's new update
I work in a public school and can confirm. It’s a wretched place.
Is the public school bathroom in GITMO?
Left image is bathroom without tiltok challenges, right is after tiktok.
It must be, because I went to public schools and they weren't so bad. Sure there was highjinx and the occasional bit of vandalism, but you could at least still take a poo if you had to.
I have studied in a big private school and the toilets are not clean at all, they reek pretty bad. But I have studied in a small private school with very less students, and their toilets still reeked a bit too but were far cleaner compared to the big private school I mentioned
imagine it's a dark souls LARP