Tundra_Lifeform

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Me_irl in c/me_irl@lemmy.world
[–] Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

I laughed my ass off, thanks

Please help me Doc in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

At first I thought it’a a malnourished zombie gentleman’s leg, then my 5th grade French that I thought long gone KICKED IN

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Uhhh 🦶🦶🦶 (media.piefed.social)
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Where is your God now? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social 51 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Coffee milk cereal

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Where is your God now? (media.piefed.social)
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Dumbledore and Prisoner's Barbecue in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Bro that's like as big as the first 2 books combined...THANKS

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Dumbledore and Prisoner's Barbecue (piefed.social)
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"Really, in prison?" said Harry

"Yes, Harry, barbecue was invented in Azkaban". The headmaster loaded an additional 50 kgs to his squat bar. "Why are you looking at me with those dewy eyes? Come spot me!"

Harry was flabbergasted by Dumbledore's words. "But...how? It makes no fucking sense, sir..."

"2 words: barbs & cues. Isn't it obvious? It started as a habit to cook them meats on them barbed wires while leaving no cues behind, so they won't be kissed and shit".

Harry started gnawing on a protein earwax candy bar. "You're such a moron sometimes, sir". Then, he spotted him.

🫵 Bang in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago

It's yolking time 🥚🔨

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🫵 Bang (media.piefed.social)
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*while playing ping-pong* haha could you detonate one of my ba- in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lol you're right, let me cast a torsion shield spell for you

*while playing ping-pong* haha could you detonate one of my ba- in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
*while playing ping-pong* haha could you detonate one of my ba- in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Just busting your balls bro

AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH *scooping watermelon with a plastic bag sound* in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Its just physical humor, and the images arent unrelated, in every post so far each character has telekinesis, or the ability to twist your testicle chords on demand, like a samoan playing ukulele

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while playing ping-pong haha could you detonate one of my ba- (media.piefed.social)
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while playing ping-pong haha could you detonate one of my ba- (media.piefed.social)
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AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH *scooping watermelon with a plastic bag sound* in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Got carried away, sorry. Its a meme about testicular torsion, which is a very physically painful thing to experience and can happen to any testicle wearer

AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH *scooping watermelon with a plastic bag sound* in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH *scooping watermelon with a plastic bag sound* in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago (5 children)

It's cable season

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AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH scooping watermelon with a plastic bag sound (media.piefed.social)
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wet snapping sound (media.piefed.social)
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When you finish the dishes but the drain gunk's lookin yummy (media.piefed.social)
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Gimme that phonecharger-in-a-travel-bag twist (media.piefed.social)
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Script's running guys and gals 👻 (media.piefed.social)
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Like a Soulslike bonfire (media.piefed.social)
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