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Microsoft: KB5079473 breaks internet access to Windows 11 Teams, Edge, OneDrive, Copilot (www.neowin.net)
submitted 2 hours ago by mesamunefire@piefed.social to c/technology@lemmy.world
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[–] smeg@infosec.pub 2 points 11 minutes ago

Nothing of value was lost.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 25 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They asked copilot to slop an update for them and it tried to kill itself. Tragic, really.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

Only took it a sloppy second

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 hours ago

lol Microslop gonna Microslop

[–] sturmblast@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

Crackhead logic

[–] shininghero@pawb.social 10 points 1 hour ago

Sounds like an improvement to me.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 hour ago

Finally, Microsoft improves Windows.

[–] brap@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

That’s pretty handy, if I still ran Windows I wouldn’t want any of that shit to have internet access.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Microslop: KB5079473 slops internet access to Winslop 11 Slops, Edge, OneSlop, Slopilot

[–] HuudaHarkiten@piefed.social 6 points 2 hours ago

Microslop, one stop slop shop.

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Hey I might actually be able to get out of work for once and I can thank Microslop for that update.

"Sorry boss, I updated and can't do any work. Sure hope this message reaches you through Teams!"

[–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

It's a feature not a bug!