Don't threaten me with a good time.
this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2026
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Remove all four of these components: fix the bug, and make the users happier.
I've got 3 pieces of software broken right now from large corporations, Rubrik being one of them. A 10 billion dollar corporation and its broken specifically with HyperV, and all they can say is theyre working with Microsoft to fix it, meanwhile our backups dont work.
I think this is the tip of the iceberg, this shit is far reaching, Microsoft is doing such a terrible job with Windows that I think the entire tech industry is being affected. I fear the fact so much critical infrastructure resides in Azure, I've seen bugs in Azure that make absolutely no sense, while Intune is still missing basic functionality.
We need an exodus, I feel so much concentration around Microslop can bring modern civilizations to its knees with one cyber event.
We're 0 days since last windows update broke functionality
Nothing of value was lost.
Finally, Microsoft improves Windows.
They asked copilot to slop an update for them and it tried to kill itself. Tragic, really.
They asked copilot to slop an update for them and it tried to kill itself. ~~Tragic~~ Marvelous, really.
FTFY
Only took it a sloppy second
lol Microslop gonna Microslop
Sounds like an improvement to me.
That’s pretty handy, if I still ran Windows I wouldn’t want any of that shit to have internet access.
Microslop: KB5079473 slops internet access to Winslop 11 Slops, Edge, OneSlop, Slopilot
Microslop, one stop slop shop.
Crackhead logic
It's a feature not a bug!
Hey I might actually be able to get out of work for once and I can thank Microslop for that update.
"Sorry boss, I updated and can't do any work. Sure hope this message reaches you through Teams!"