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"Zelda, I assure you this is vital to preventing Ganondorf from destroying Hyrule" Link dresses in an intracate revealing blue outfit with lots of jewelry for a +2 bonus to some stat and for no other reason

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[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 124 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nobody come in my room! I’m just playing Zelda.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He’s got a perfect phantom hourglass figure

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

~~It's a real hero to grapple with four swords.~~

I want him to play my Ocarina this time.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Now I’m thinking about the scene in Silicon Valley where they’re trying to figure out how to jerk off four dicks at once

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

This pun's a thinker, but I think I get it

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Instead of fixing their algorithm. I remember that one. It reminds me of any time me and my group tries solving a problem in D&D.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

lol that’s an apt comparison

have you tried installing a solution?

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Img sauce plz 😈

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean... Yeah... It'd work on me.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'd be destroying something ifyouknowwhatimsaying

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)

god I wish I could find a dress like that, how does it fit him so perfectly

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Twink magic, and before you ask no you can't extract it by grinding up twinks I've already tried.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm a twink how do I get the magic

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Yes, go to a thrift store right now and grab the hottest dress you can find and try it on. I promise you it's within one size of fitting you.

Edit: don't forget to send pics lol

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 2 days ago (7 children)

yeah it's within one size of fitting me but that's not fittttttinngggg. It's baggy in the chest because it's made for someone with boobs and I would classify as an A cup at best.

the other commentor is right, I know the answer is tailoring, but idk how to do any of that and I much rather wish the fashion industry would start catering to femboys.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The rest of the magic is finding a good tailor. You look stunning in that dress btw.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks for the kind words. I wish I could afford a tailor, but I think I'm stuck praying for a sugar daddy to find me entertaining for something like that. It'd probably be easier to learn it myself, although tbh I don't exactly have enough money for that either lol.

It's not my fault you're a hotty. Just make sure them Daddy's pay.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Get yourself a padded bra. That's what us less-endowed women do. If you have the money, go to a department store and ask for a bra fitting, they'll figure out your band and cup size and - if you bring it up - they can talk about "enhancements" (code for "make boob look bigger"). It's not about looking like you have tits, it's about filling out the dress so it looks righter. If that makes sense.

They probably won't care, a sale is a sale. But if they do, just laugh it off and say you lost a bet.

PS: You look amazing in that dress.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I personally enjoy badongadongs no matter the size

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Huge props for sharing. You look great 💖

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I stand on business

I am so starved for positive attention that I will take it anywhere and have virtually no shame

So long as you're mindful of safety, there's nothing wrong with showing off.

[–] Unlix86@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Wooooffffffff,,,,,,,,,,,

[–] HrabiaVulpes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Damn, this works on you.

[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean tailor it or get a thicker padded bra. Small tiddie people don't own cutlets for no reason. Stuff that top till it looks like you want it

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago

I don't really want to look like I have tits tho, it'd be like uh...false advertising ig? I'm a guy who identifies as a guy, I just reject the great male renunciation.

[–] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Buy a push up bra, sug! Problem solved

[–] WR5@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago
[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] stray@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago

He won't have time to destroy Hyrule if he's busy destroying Link.

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Are you absolutely sure it is is vital?

[–] Orygin@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yes, now put on the dress 👁️👁️

[–] hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Orygin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Baka Shinji putting on cute dresses :3

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

If you insist :3

[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 9 points 2 days ago

Clearly it is is

(All I can think of is Max Headroom saying it)

[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

& then they went and added a fursuit in the next game

[–] MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What did Nintendo mean by this?