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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Is this gay porn? If so I need the sauce

[–] Soulg@ani.social 1 points 14 hours ago

Kinda looks like the stuff gachi is from in Japan, but maybe they all looked like that in the late 90s

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If you have a password manager, you can set the answers to random, junk strings. My first pet? Why, dear Flag!spl@tch9. As long as the answers match next time.

And if they give you the option to create your own question, that could be a random string. As well as the answer. Static noise is your friend.

It's lazy security.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is what I do lol. If I lose keepass in fucked.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Or, if you've used keepass for so long and then you transition to Linux and have some growing pains. I'll never get into my grocery store loyalty points program and I accept that.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

same, this is a horrible security practice and using it as a second password that you put in you pw manager is the only way

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I volunteer to be everyone’s first boyfriend/girlfriend if needed/desired. Comment and I will respond by breaking up with you, thus ensuring proof of our relationship will be on the internet forever

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You have to check yes in the box I drew in front of the words I wrote! How else would I know if "Do you like me?" has been properly acted upon otherwise!

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dm me a picture of the note and I’ll draw the x digitally.

But this kind of thing is why we need to break up. I can’t keep doing this. I shouldn’t have to jump through hoops like this to prove I like you, when I say it, I mean it. I feel it every time I look into your eyes. I feel it every time you walk into the room, when you smile, when you laugh, but I’m running out of ways to tell you I love you, I’m running out of ideas for how to make you believe me. I feel like we’re growing apart and there’s no way to close the gap.

I cant keep this up. I’m sorry, I’m so sorry, but I can’t keep this up anymore. I can’t keep watching you doubt every compliment I try to give you, I can’t watch you disregard praise because you think you’re unworthy of it. You are worthy of it! You are worthy of love and happiness!

But when I tell you that, you don’t believe me. I don’t know how to make you believe, and it’s just pure agony to be unable to make you see how amazing and beautiful and talented you are!

I just cant take it anymore, I’m sorry but I really can’t do it. This can’t go on. We can’t go on

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I can't keep this up.

I bet you can when I wrap my lips around you...

I can’t watch you disregard praise because you think you’re unworthy of it.

aaaand, I'm just going to go jump off of a high place now.

🔲 Do you like me ?

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 17 hours ago

I bet you can when I wrap my lips around you

Unfortunately I’m not bisexual so that would depend on your gender and on wether I’m going through a sex-repulsed phase atm or not

▫️Do you like me ?

☑️ Do you like me ?

[–] Zorcron@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

I’ve started using my password manager to generate random strings for my security answers now. No guessing or phishing will work on my security answers anymore, and you doing have to worry about picking relevant questions.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

The answer for all of them is: Gym.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

These are pretty personal and specific questions tbf.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 2 days ago

I just make shit up and scribble it down somewhere I probably won't lose it.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago

No dates, mo' plates