I once ran into my dentist at Stater Bros and I smiled at him but didn't show any teeth because I was ashamed
this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2026
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I was getting major dental work done the other day, and I found out that I probably partied with my new dentist when we were teenagers, and I sold her her first fake ID. it was a very strange experience.
That said, she was very cool, very funny, and I’ll definitely be going back to her
I ran into my dentist at a bar once. She came up to me, very drunk, and said/shouted: "Do you realize who I am? I am your dentist! Now I'm going to have a mojito, because that's what all old hags drink!" and then she wandered off. Unrelated, but when I am in the dentists chair, she always lean over so my head is sort of resting against or between her breasts a little. It's subtle enough that I don't know if it's more inappropriate in itself, or if it would be more inappropriate to make her aware of it.
My dentist is married to my wife's bff. My dentist and I have become bffs. It's pretty sweet.
The whole reason I even went to this dentist office is because the main dentist was my younger brother’s BFF when they were kids. The last time I saw him, he was 14, and they were playing PlayStation. But I didn’t get to see him the other day because he was out of town, which is why I end up seeing his partner. Lol.
I don't think my new dentist was born yet when I was a teenager.