I had a lot of nose bleeds as a kid, so my sister would never let me borrow her books because I'd always give them back with drops of blood on random pages.
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I do just fine with an e-reader. keep the classy pinky up and clear for page turning cleanly
It's easier, just glue the already read pages with chicken, euh, gluyey.
There's a special place in hell for people who ruin a book for a meme.
Is basically the same place where the deep-shit who burned books are roasted inside boilers. But you just stay outside, tied to a confortable door watching them burn from porthole of the hatch. Then once in a while a big green like button lit up and a steam of vapor boils your face.
There's a special place in hell for people who ruin a book for a meme.
Same with wasting food.
Mass printed paperbacks aren’t sacred texts. Everyone should feel free to write on them, highlight them, cut them apart, paint on them, and make art with them. Especially books made by a trash bigot.
Book could have already been damaged to be fair. Does it matter if it’s just ruining it more?
What if it's a copy of Atlas Shrugged or Mein Kompf?
Or, you know, Harry Potter
I like the Bible as a light napkin material
Mmm... ok... then he sit a bit backwards and the steam cook a chicken instead of his face. But he's hungry, and can't reach the chicken.
History of evil is something we need as well. If nothing as an example of what we can become if we didn't keep our shit in check.
What if they burned my phone full of ebooks and I'm slightly inconvienced and rather annoyed in the moment because I was in the middle of a good book?
Then he's tied in a chair next to the guy, but the sit lay to the side and his face is close to the floor. A small pod of chicken grease oil is close to him. At first he's a bit disgusted, but then the hunger kicks in and he say "whatever" and start licking it.
Is a first edition of Harry Potter actually valuable?
Iirc, the first few are 10k and up for actual first prints. The first one had like 500 printed only. After the third or so, they become much less valuable.
I'm sure you simply missed it and this is just a mistake but this was already posted on lemmy. Please be more careful in the future.