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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 1 points 5 minutes ago
[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 5 points 45 minutes ago

I cannot wait till Donny is just a Wikipedia update, from “is” to “was”

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 hour ago

Well, criminals generally don't like law enforcement officers...

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 hour ago

When you think about it, this really demonstrates how DJT fucks kids and is getting away with it

[–] BigMacHole@thelemmy.club 13 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

ONE of those Reminds me of Jesus!

-Republicans talking about the BOTTOM one!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 30 minutes ago

ah yes. my favorite part of the bible.

Be kind to one another, except for the brown ones, forgiving only whites, as Trump forgave you.

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 95 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

do you think he realizes he's written his own eulogy

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Commenting here for a historic inb4. Hopefully we don't need to wait that long.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 37 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

Ding-Dong! The Witch is Dead topped charts when Thatcher croaked, wonder what song will chart when Donnie dies?

Once again, Obama outclasses Trump just by existing.

[–] III@lemmy.world 2 points 46 minutes ago (1 children)

Quick, someone photoshop "Charlie Kirk" over Meuller's name in Trump's tweet.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 94 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

God, what a fucking child. I'm sick of being governed by hurt feelings.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 24 points 3 hours ago

Being able to handle hurt fee fees like an adult needs to be a requirement for any public office.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 7 points 2 hours ago

Both of them are on websites owned by Nazis

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 4 hours ago

Aaaaand of course it's real... WTF

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 33 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Wasn't Mueller behind the massive illegal spying program under George Bush Jr?

https://archive.is/PFUm4

Opponents have challenged provisions of the USA Patriot Act, the focus of contentious debate on Capitol Hill this week, that expand domestic surveillance by giving the Federal Bureau of Investigation more power to collect information like library lending lists or Internet use. Military and F.B.I. officials have drawn criticism for monitoring what were largely peaceful antiwar protests.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President%27s_Surveillance_Program

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Yes, but centrists expect us to move on and forget about all that stuff because they support it.

People like Obama and Mueller are entirely to blame for the role they played in the move towards state empowerment and fascism. However as they appear in opposition to Trump they will garner public sympathy.

[–] Shirasho@lemmings.world 28 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

What Obama said was not entirely true to Robert's personality and actions, but that is beside the point.

The point is that some people have decorum and are good speakers. Some people, even if they don't mean it, are respectful of the dead, even if they don't deserve it.

And some manchildren have none of that. The day that man baby dies I probably won't have any decorum either.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The point is that some people have decorum and are good speakers. Some people, even if they don't mean it, are respectful of the dead, even if they don't deserve it.

“It doesn’t matter if he was evil, he spoke well and respect bad people dying”

Why do centrists always police language over action?

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 hour ago

"Decorum" is a top principle of so-called centrists.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 23 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

And some manchildren have none of that.

Obama very wisely and maturely appointed Mueller's protege James Comey to head the FBI. Comey very diligently and methodically played Ds and Rs against one another to secure his position as a radical centrist. And between the two of them, the conditions were laid for a Manchild to take control of the executive branch.

I just don't get the need for hagiography. All these guys sucked. Some of them were just smoother about it than others.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

All politicians may suck ass.

However, Obama is not a pedophile, rapist, and convicted felon. That's all about Cheeto Chimp.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

If Trump wasn’t any of those 3 things, would you have any more positive view on what he’s done while in office?

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Fuck no. He's the biggest POS currently wasting oxygen on Earth.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Obama is not a pedophile

He sent his kids to work at Miramax fully aware of Harvey Weinstein's history. He spent more labor and resources conducting a Cold War across Latin America and the Middle East than cracking down on the crooks, the white nationalists, and the pedophiles at home.

Ffs, his chief economic advisor - Larry Summers - absolutely was a pedophile. As were his political allies in the tech sector, Elon Musk and Bill Gates.

If he wasn't personally schtupping kids, he was enabling and enriching those that did.

Trump, himself, was engaged in open and notorious human trafficking through Eastern Europe during Obama's tenure. This whole thing could have been nipped in the bud if his FBI director James Comey cared half as much about Krasnov as Hillary's emails.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

STFU Twatwaffle.

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml -4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The difference is superficial, they're both voluntary participants in and beneficiaries of a fundamentally evil system at the highest level of power.

[–] Hemuphone@lemmy.world 3 points 57 minutes ago (1 children)

So was Mueller? Do you have a point that relates to the post? I assume not, and your hobby just going around shouting 'murica bad? Maybe go do that elsewhere

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml -4 points 48 minutes ago

My point is the difference is not real, it's superficial. Learn to read dumbass.

[–] Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com -4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Boo hoo a piece of shit boomer died who failed to hold people in power accountable for breaking the law. Yeah obama you are so classy thanks for all the drone strikes and handouts to corporations im glad you arent controlled oppression for the wealthy elites of america

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago (1 children)

Yes it's totally Obama we should direct all our ire towards

[–] Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com 0 points 2 minutes ago (1 children)

Your ire is worth less than fuck all and does nothing. You literally just said the equivalent of, " thoughts and prayers these kid raping baby eaters stop"

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 35 seconds ago

Thanks for the tag request

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 2 points 3 hours ago