Die Windschutzscheibe Schlange
A.k.a. the wind shield shlong
this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2026
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Scheibenzischer?
Oke!!
Doesn’t w get pronounced as ‘V’ in German anyways?
That's the joke I think.
More specifically, the joke is our stereotypical German accent when speaking English.
Which becomes even funnier if you try to pronounce it using German pronunciation where v is an f.
Somebody's been watching Zootopia 2.
I am the viper
I vant to vipe your vindows
Holy shit, I haven't heard that in 30 years
The Vinda Viper