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House. He'd ignore me the whole time.
Say I picked four, may I touch the ears?
definitely 7. idk who the person in front is, but I'm SURE Dr. House would be so entertaining to sit next to and Charlie is literally the best possible person to sit behind me.
- Don't tell me, I don't want to know.
someone do tell him, I want to know
The pink-haired one is kind albeït a bit slow. The white-haired one is probably smuggling contraband and is not afraid to trample you in an emergency. Beating up Beavis for snickering at their horse ears constitutes an emergency.
your bravery is seen
They're horse girls, but is there another factor here?
10
- Lemmy was by all accounts a genuinely great guy. (I know, this the shitposting community)
1 or 9. I love both Ozzy's and Lemmy's music too much to pass it up.
They aren't giving a concert at 10000'
They both still have crazy life stories, maybe some advice as well.
They're both dead, so probably not any more.
please do not take advice on any topic from mr osbourne
Disappointed that it's not Carson Daly next to Fred Durst.
My man, I can't grow up on Kevin Smith films and miss the opportunity to sit between him and Jason Mewes. Are we kidding?
kevins films are nice and all, but does he ever have anything of value to actually say?
He can tell you more about Superman vs Giant Spider. And probably a gajillion other interesting stories about Hollywood eccentrics.
I'm just worried there might be a typo on my ticket and he decides to enact the law
if thats a referential joke, sadly im without the wisdom to enjoy it
thanks!
That's the best seat, because that's how you end up in some random adventure.
I'm torn between 4 and 6,
For 4, while the person behind me will probably be a nuisance, I am in line of of sight for House to diagnose whatever nightmare disease I have. (2 might be better for line of sight, but that requires house turning Hus head all the way)
6 is a much more comfortable location and hopefully my nightmare disease can be diagnosed audibly, like a cough or something
I thought about 7, but the person next to house being sick doesn't make for great TV, so...
I dont like any of these people... :/
Guess I would sit in the toilet.
Trading seats with Silent Bob.
7, 4, or 10.
I'm all about the aisle seat, know I don't have lupus, and generally do not give of the vibe that I will talk to anyone at any time. Happy to get up when you need, and love to be hydrated.
And whatever the character is next to 2 looks... ripe.
You know who else looks ripe???
if ozzy wasnt behind me it would be an easy 2
- I can have silence or convo, depending on which direction I turn.
- I'd fit right in in more ways than one.
5 if I want entertainment. 7 if I want to be left the hell alone.
Obviously next to House. He wants his seat neighbors to stfu and let him sleep. I want the same. It's perfect.
Five minutes into the flight, he's going to have this really nervous, embraced look on his face. Ten minutes in, he's going to be fidgeting and kinda trying to catch your attention. Fifteen minutes in, he's going to give you the most exasperated sigh and announce "It's lupus. You've got lupus. You need to begin treatment as soon as we land."
I'm unclear whether that's supposed to be a deterrent from sitting there.
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That's not House. It's George, Prince Regent.
Bertie Wooster would be a blast on a plane
Won't stop him from diagnosising you with Lupus
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I think I'd have a hell of a conversation next to Dr. House and CJ
The presence of Kazuma and Aqua guarantee that there will be no peace on this flight no matter where one is seated.
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3! Huh huh huh Cornholio!!!
I have a hard time deciding between 1, 5 and 7.
- I think Ozzy was super chill, so that's a plus.
- Jake may be annoying but it's worth it if I can mooch an edible.
- House could be interesting to talk to but maybe also a jerk, or even better Hugh Laurie would be a blast talking to.
1 easy choice. Those two have stories for days. Normally I don't want to be bothered but that would be interesting enough to be fun.
Exactly. You get a moment to share with some of the craziest people, you take it. Also, they'll probably buy you a drink.
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Brewstew guy seems fun.
5, obviously. We're gonna smoke up in the bathroom!!
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