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Endless entertainment, whether they're in character or not.
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7 no question Hugh and I are leading the whole plane in Minnie the Moocher the whole flight.
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1 definitely
That is the only clear choice.
5, I can count on some silence.
Are you kidding me? Jay won't ever shut the hell up, so he'll be talking to you the whole flight about shit
Might get a good buzz, or at least a plug which can be useful.
House. He'd ignore me the whole time.
Hugh Laurie is an accomplished blues and jazz musician i would not miss that chance to get ignored by someone that fancy
7 because I need more mouse bites
backup plan of 2, brewstew would probably provide some good in flight entertainment, and sitting next to muscle man could be Alright
Beware horse girls! It's a trap!
Also, the goddess is a lush. Don't offer her any booze!
9, maybe I can peg bbno$ too. 😏
3, sitting between beavis and butthead would be epic.
5 or 1
- Don't tell me, I don't want to know.
someone do tell him, I want to know
The pink-haired one is kind albeït a bit slow. The white-haired one is probably smuggling contraband and is not afraid to trample you in an emergency. Beating up Beavis for snickering at their horse ears constitutes an emergency.
Those horses aren't as fuckable as the ones on the plane.
spoiler
I did not say 'not fuckable'
They're horse girls, but is there another factor here?
your bravery is seen
Say I picked four, may I touch the ears?
10
Same
definitely 7. idk who the person in front is, but I'm SURE Dr. House would be so entertaining to sit next to and Charlie is literally the best possible person to sit behind me.
My man, I can't grow up on Kevin Smith films and miss the opportunity to sit between him and Jason Mewes. Are we kidding?
That's the best seat, because that's how you end up in some random adventure.
kevins films are nice and all, but does he ever have anything of value to actually say?
Check out his ‘An Evening with Kevin Smith’ talks. He's actually pretty chatty.
Ironically, when Jason Mewes is on stage in these talks, he's mostly quiet.
He can tell you more about Superman vs Giant Spider. And probably a gajillion other interesting stories about Hollywood eccentrics.
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Obviously next to House. He wants his seat neighbors to stfu and let him sleep. I want the same. It's perfect.
Plus it's got the easiest access to the lavatory.
Five minutes into the flight, he's going to have this really nervous, embraced look on his face. Ten minutes in, he's going to be fidgeting and kinda trying to catch your attention. Fifteen minutes in, he's going to give you the most exasperated sigh and announce "It's lupus. You've got lupus. You need to begin treatment as soon as we land."
I'm unclear whether that's supposed to be a deterrent from sitting there.
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- Lemmy was by all accounts a genuinely great guy. (I know, this the shitposting community)
He was, had a long chat with him at rainbow bar and grill in the early 2000s. Great guy.
The presence of Kazuma and Aqua guarantee that there will be no peace on this flight no matter where one is seated.
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Disappointed that it's not Carson Daly next to Fred Durst.
I'm torn between 4 and 6,
For 4, while the person behind me will probably be a nuisance, I am in line of of sight for House to diagnose whatever nightmare disease I have. (2 might be better for line of sight, but that requires house turning his head all the way)
6 is a much more comfortable location and hopefully my nightmare disease can be diagnosed audibly, like a cough or something
I thought about 7, but the person next to house being sick doesn't make for great TV, so...
7, 4, or 10.
I'm all about the aisle seat, know I don't have lupus, and generally do not give of the vibe that I will talk to anyone at any time. Happy to get up when you need, and love to be hydrated.
And whatever the character is next to 2 looks... ripe.
You know who else looks ripe???
1 easy choice. Those two have stories for days. Normally I don't want to be bothered but that would be interesting enough to be fun.
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- I'd fit right in in more ways than one.
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