How do you fall asleep?
this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2026
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I'd get my tongue stuck in her pit creases of you know what I mean.
What did he mean by this?
The author seems to be implying that they'd get their tongue stuck in Perlica's pit creases, if you know what I mean.
As a fellow enjoyer of armpits, is this a level one or two kink?
Never ask a man WHICH CORNER IS THE JACKIN CORNER
i have a guy for that
I think you misspelt gay*
idk i haven't asked
i call that slammin’ and jammin’
Amateur
Enlighten me please
I think it's a saddle for a dick and balls. Giddy up!
This is for shitposts, not edge lord posts.
Yurore're mum
Better than political posts that are simply not nice and have no absurdity or other 'shit' to speak of.
Wtf bro
What's wrong? This is normal behavior that nearly everyone does
Look at this guy not cryjakcing to sleep.
I bet he doesn't even loud-moan when he jacks it
Next he's gonna say he's too cool for the futa schoolgirl cum sock, smh
No see it's really hilarious. Why? Because it's awkward and bizarre. Still don't get it? Shitpost tho!!!1