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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 119 points 1 month ago (6 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I like big data sets, and I cannot lie

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago

I actually have a t-shirt with that slogan (minus "sets"). I was an investor in Splunk and the tee was from their presentation during SXSW.

[–] emerald@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Her data centers have huge... tracts of land

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

She’s so hot, she needs the water supplies of several towns to keep cool

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Oh, come on! "RAM" was right there!

Love the Monty Python Reference, by the way.

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

All they know how to do is eat ram, hog power, and lie

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago

I hace to say that, seeing this response in my inbox without context was very, VERY, confusing.

All they know how to do is

  • Eat ram? Like the horned animal?!?
  • Hog power? Whaa...what do you mean they have the power of hogs?!?
  • Lie? Ok, I got that one, but in combination with the other two, I was perplexed.

I was so confused until I clicked the context.

[–] Fatal@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's definitely a yo momma joke in there somewhere

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yo momma so fat she ate 1 Trillion parameters for breakfast

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yo momma so fat she got a lot of files to allocate

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

attention IS all you need

[–] yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

I'd rather have a partner that eventually after several months of love, afection and understanding sells my organs to a black market who's higher biter is a 76 y/o Vietnamese crypto bro with liver failure from Absinthe consumption

Fat vocabulary girls they make the rockin' world go round.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 37 points 1 month ago
[–] LoonyLenny@lemdro.id 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm a model, you know what I mean?

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] LoonyLenny@lemdro.id 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah, on the catwalk, yeah

[–] jankforlife@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My wife was a model. Warden said she was the best behaved innate he's ever had.

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But why does it need dating? Is someone confused about it's age?

[–] pulsey@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

I always carbon date my dates first

[–] shoop@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

LLM - Love Learning Model

[–] TransNeko@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

would that be the 1981-1983 DMC-12 or the 1974 Gran Torino V8 Sport? cause those are the only models I am willing to date. the human models are too damn expensive to maintain.