this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 67 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Damn, we've got a whole new generation of horny posters

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 hours ago

And thats a good thing!

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

It's the same person surely

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Yes, but don't call me Shirley.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 18 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Given the name, pretty sure it's SatansMaggotyCumfart

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Fair point. It follows suit...

The other contender uses a name followed by a number

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I think they're all the same person

[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

We're all the same person on this day

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

I think youre only seeing the creamy white covering

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 hours ago

The more things change, the more things stay the same

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 13 points 7 hours ago

Holy shit, a sleeper account! Someone is horny posting from an ancient sleeper account

[–] bellly@sopuli.xyz 20 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Smh everyone knows that the filling is the best part :3

[–] homes@piefed.world 14 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

Yeah, cum is way better on the inside

Edit: feeling my buddy blast his load inside of me is my reward for being good 😛

[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Makes me feel loved and useful.

[–] homes@piefed.world 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

And less messy

After my balls are empty, the first thing I’m thinking is, “ugh, the cleanup…”

[–] bellly@sopuli.xyz 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Someone who gets it!!! ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v

[–] homes@piefed.world 2 points 7 hours ago

That’s what I’m talking about!

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 8 hours ago

Where’s the bush meme for “another horny poster has hit c/shitposting”

Is this number 3 or 4?

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

That would be filled with cum and would therefore require a new meme

Also it may be time for a new hornyshitpost community

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Man I used to really love going to cinnabon and orange Julius