People are fighting at your wedding and you're getting mad at the DJ....
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Personally I always get mad at the fake DJ when he makes a punchline at the end of my joke wedding text
Apparently someone has never been to a southern wedding.
I'm originally from North Florida, which is basically Georgia/Alabama. I've been to many weddings and am also married. I've seen maybe two arguments, but never a fight.
Southern hospitality extends to weddings and most never have issues.
A southern wedding with our at least 3 deaths is considered a boring affair.
I saw a video once of some people getting into a fight near a party and when the dj switches to the rocky theme you can visibly see the fighters getting pumped up. It was hilarious.
I demand a link
When the rocky theme starts you know you're about to get your ass whooped.
FINISH HIM!!!