this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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[–] datavoid@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 hour ago

This is clearly fake, the MK theme would go off at any wedding.

Source: former wedding DJ

i desperately need to know the rest of the story

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 43 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

People are fighting at your wedding and you're getting mad at the DJ....

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago

Personally I always get mad at the fake DJ when he makes a punchline at the end of my joke wedding text

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Apparently someone has never been to a southern wedding.

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm originally from North Florida, which is basically Georgia/Alabama. I've been to many weddings and am also married. I've seen maybe two arguments, but never a fight.

Southern hospitality extends to weddings and most never have issues.

you have experienced a very different southern hospitality than i have. are you straight, white, and healthy?

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 hours ago

A southern wedding with our at least 3 deaths is considered a boring affair.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 53 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I saw a video once of some people getting into a fight near a party and when the dj switches to the rocky theme you can visibly see the fighters getting pumped up. It was hilarious.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 hours ago
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 13 points 5 hours ago

FINISH HIM!!!

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 hours ago

A good DJ know when to drop the beat.