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this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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I'm always horny.
I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄
According to a study I just invented, an increase in horny posts leads to more hornyness and thus more horny posts. This grows exponentially until a meltdown happens and a so called "bean catastrophy" occurs.
Lucky for all of you, I count beans for a living
You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
Infinite edging, that's the game.
It's also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn't matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
It probably doesn't matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
There's a joke about public infrastructure in here somewhere 🤔
Tantric -> edging -> gooning -> ???? -> profit?
Oldest profit in the world
Yeah those non-horny 5 minutes post sex really give you a chance to think. Too bad I'm too tired to make use of it
But I am le tired
Flicking beans is back on the menu I guess
Beans are always on the menu in all their forms with Lemmy!
Is everybody on Lemmy horny all the time?
Half the posts in Lemmy Shitposts seem like they're from horny teens. I've blocked a number of accounts.
Hey I'm in my 30s and am definitely that horny, you just have to find a different antidepressant.
Get em
Horny or Ace, no in-between.
We're all on wellbutrin
There's about 5 people on Lemmy posting 90% of the content, 3 of them seem to be horny all the time and there's a non-zero chance they're all just one person with several alts who spends all their time online.
🫣
:3
I haven't been horny since my early 20s
I know I am.
I can be really horny without help but you're welcome to participate
Ah Spring is in the air..and the drains apparently.
I don't need to have sex to be really horny.
I don't think that's a new thing
Lemmy is ovulating
Now that's tane I can get into
