this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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I'm down. For the meme, of course
I see we have another responsive desire type here Very well. Let's swap orgasms till one of us passes out
You want anti-sex if your goal is to become more horny
I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄
What happened to It?
The only guy with access to the server suddenly disappeared off the face of Lemmy and after a month or two (afair. Might be a shorter or longer period), it stopped working and thus the instance did too.
The admin of a replacement instance (the name of which escapes me) has since managed to contact the lemmynsfw admin and last I heard it's functional as an archive but permanently closed for new content.
Fedinsfw.app
But I am le tired
I'm always horny.
According to a study I just invented, an increase in horny posts leads to more hornyness and thus more horny posts. This grows exponentially until a meltdown happens and a so called "bean catastrophy" occurs.
"Bean catastrophe" sounds like what happens when my devout Vegan friend goes to bed with her equally vegan, kimchee loving husband. But I'd rate that as being the opposite of horny.
Lucky for all of you, I count beans for a living
I hope you have a twin sibling, whom you wear pajamas with, and happily bounce down the stairs with.
.......hopefully SOMEBODY gets this.
I do like wearing pyjamas
Hell yeah brother those teddy bears ain't gonna chase themselves
You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
Infinite edging, that's the game.
It's also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn't matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
I knew there would be loopholes in the bible!
It probably doesn't matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
There's a joke about public infrastructure in here somewhere 🤔
Tantric -> edging -> gooning -> ???? -> profit?
Oldest profit in the world
Yeah those non-horny 5 minutes post sex really give you a chance to think. Too bad I'm too tired to make use of it
Flicking beans is back on the menu I guess
Beans are always on the menu in all their forms with Lemmy!
Lemmy is ovulating
Is everybody on Lemmy horny all the time?
When I was in high school I had lots of really good sex with this one girl, sometimes on drugs. And then nothing since then, cause I'm pretty sure I'm good for life.
Half the posts in Lemmy Shitposts seem like they're from horny teens. I've blocked a number of accounts.
Hey I'm in my 30s and am definitely that horny, you just have to find a different antidepressant.
Get em
There's about 5 people on Lemmy posting 90% of the content, 3 of them seem to be horny all the time and there's a non-zero chance they're all just one person with several alts who spends all their time online.
:3
Horny or Ace, no in-between.
We're all on wellbutrin
🫣
I haven't been horny since my early 20s
What happened??
I know I am.
yes
I don't think that's a new thing
I can be really horny without help but you're welcome to participate
I don't need to have sex to be really horny.
Ah Spring is in the air..and the drains apparently.
Now that's tane I can get into
