this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2026
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Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 1 hour ago
[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 38 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Also Mario 64.

Basically its 'thanks Koji Kondo'.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

There's a ukulele in the OoT OST? O.o

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 49 minutes ago

OoT doesn't have beach music. Mario games (by the same composer), however...

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Unmute this greentext

[–] gegil@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 hour ago

This is not just real, its a truth.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 hours ago

Anon's vibin

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

That's how yo momma likes it.

SpoilerSex & violence

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (3 children)

American level clapping noises

TIL you can’t greentext on Lemmy

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago
[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I've been using >code blocks for that, but I low key want actual greentext here.

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 1 points 25 minutes ago

I feel like it should be possible

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 6 points 1 hour ago

>he doesn't know