this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2026
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Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 23 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 54 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Also Mario 64.

Basically its 'thanks Koji Kondo'.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

There's a ukulele in the OoT OST? O.o

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago

OoT doesn't have beach music. Mario games (by the same composer), however...

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 20 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Unmute this greentext

[–] gegil@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 hours ago

This is not just real, its a truth.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

That's how yo momma likes it.

SpoilerSex & violence

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 4 hours ago

Anon's vibin

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (4 children)

American level clapping noises

TIL you can’t greentext on Lemmy

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 1 points 21 minutes ago

> American level

> clapping noises

tfw when you totally can

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I've been using >code blocks for that, but I low key want actual greentext here.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 points 19 minutes ago* (last edited 19 minutes ago) (1 children)

Just use a backslash to escape the >

> like this, which looks like:

\> this

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 1 points 18 minutes ago* (last edited 17 minutes ago)

>greentext in plain colour

It doesn't feel as satisfying. But yes, it's an option.

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like it should be possible

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 4 points 1 hour ago

It should, but I don't expect either Lemmy or PieFed to implement it. Because, like, the original role of greentext was quoting, and we already have quote blocks.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 7 points 3 hours ago

>he doesn't know