Doesn't this fool know you're supposed to be very careful and specific in how you word your wishes?
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Is he being passive aggressive against his boss and the Epstein class?
Religion is just a test, "are you willing to sit there and pretend you believe insane bs?". Okay then i can pay you to tell our customers (or voters) insane bullshit.
Why do you wish violence on yourself hegscuck?
They need to stop lying to themselves and others and just admit that their patron deity is Ares.
Enough of that, it's nearly time for the Two Minutes Hate!
Song: Circle Jerks - Killing for Jesus
[Verse 1]
Hey everybody, did the news get around
About a guy named Butcher Pete
Oh, Pete just flew into this town
And he's choppin' up all the women's meat
[Chorus]
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, whacks, choppin' that meat
[Verse 2]
Butcher Pete's got a long sharp knife
He starts choppin' and don't know when to stop
All you fellas gotta watch your wives
‘Cause Pete don't care whose meat he chops
[Chorus]
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, whacks, choppin' that meat
[Verse 3]
Ever since Pete flew into town
He's been havin' a ball
Just cuttin' and choppin' for miles around
Single women, married women, old maids and all
[Chorus]
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, whacks, choppin' that meat
[Verse 4]
Wakes up in the morning, half past five
Chops from sunrise to sunset
I don't see how he stays alive
Meat's gonna be the death of ole Pete yet
[Chorus]
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, whacks, choppin' that meat
[Verse 5]
The police put Pete in jail
Yes, he finally met his fate
But when they came to pay his bail
They found him choppin' on his cell mate
[Chorus]
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, whacks, choppin' that meat
[Outro]
That Butcher Pete is a crazy man
Tries to chop down the wind and the rain
Just hacks on anything he can get
Say, turn this record over, you ain't heard nothing yet
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Ah yes, the racist warrior Jesus killer of innocents cult.
I hope he takes his lethality and shoves it so far up his ass he tickles his tonsils.
Nobody likes an angry drunk, Pete.
Is this about his ex partners?
Hegseth is firmly in the dangerous, misogynistic, bigoted nutter class
its funny how these christians prefer their god to be like the roman ones. dear god of war. let our weapons hit their mark. the end.
Pete Hegseth is a weak dork.
Is he saying he’s going to commit suicide or just wants to be dommie stomped to death?
ITT: people discovering why there are so many branches of Christianity
You know these douchebags are lying Atheists, because if they really believed in God and an Afterlife, they would NEVER behave like this, or they would KNOW they are going to Hell.
A true Atheist/Agnostic has realized empathy just pondering why all this is happening.
This man has never done that. He 'believes'.
Right on par with the lunatics in charge of Israel and Iran.
Don’t worry guys a 4th wave of Ska is coming & will speak SO much truth to SO much power via dance, good vibes, and energy omg wicked men like this will crumble and look like chumps
I don't know what abuse or trauma he went through in his younger years to become the complete shitbag of a person he is today. Or what toxic personality traits he's been nurturing. But regardless, I wish he'd get himself into some therapy so the rest of the world didn't have to put up with his bullshit any more.
I see he understands the weight of committing the Sins of Mercy and Charity. The Butcher of Nazareth would never tolerate such weakness.
The heretics believe that Jesus died for our sins. In reality, He came down from the Cross, brutally murdered every single person who turned Him in to the Romans, and personally executed Emperor Tiberius during His campaign against Rome.
Sooo does he need to be on list for threatening all of Congress...?
None of that 'turn the other cheek' bullshit around here! Nothing but woke nonsense!