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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 20 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This is actually a reason why personality quizzes are unreliable. A lot of people have a self-image already, and it's trivial to pick the answers that match your self-image rather than actually introspect. That and the MTBI personality model is complete and utter bollocks (the "big five" personality model is the most mainstream one)

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

The actual reason is that they want to make money. It is simple and stupid for this reason.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 38 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Snorting cocaine off 80 of my closest friends on a park bench

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 13 points 5 hours ago

Snorting park benches where 80 of my closest friends have sit, no cocaine.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Reading with 80 other people in the park sounds like a great idea for a reading group. Is that an option?

[–] Ursapharm@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Only if you're an extrovert

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

What if I like snorting cocaine by myself in the dark while crying?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

That’s just the current American experience.

Ah, who am I kidding, we can’t afford cocaine.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

If you're reading lines while doing lines, you may be an ambivert.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

Snorting books off my cocaine bench with 80 strangers

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 5 hours ago
[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 5 points 5 hours ago

Got dayum Paul Rudd has changed. Did he do a reverse Michael Jackson or summin?

[–] rslogix89@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

I snort cocaine off my closest books on 80 park benches… now what?

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago

Why can't I snore cocain and read a book alone in a bright room?