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[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Is it still an eclipse if it's only a partial obscuration?

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 hours ago

Yes but it isn't as cool

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 49 points 12 hours ago
[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 11 points 10 hours ago

Earth! Earth! Earth! Earth!

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I thought moons & planets always appear generally round from a distance. This lumpy irregularly-shaped Phobos looks like an asteroid.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 hours ago

Some moons are just like that. Don't body shame them

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 15 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

Both Mars' moons (Phobos and Deimos) are asteroids. They're really small.

"Hydrostatic equilibrium" is the term (I think) for when a body is massive enough for its gravity to pull it into a spheroid. E.g. Ceres is about 950km in diameter and is 'round'.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Hmm today I learned that asteroids can also be moons! Was it just floating around freely like any other asteroid until it got caught into the orbit of Mars, then got stuck there forever?

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 hour ago

Probably. It does happen.

Fun fact. Triton, Neptune's largest moon, orbits the wrong way which means it was gravitationally captured by Neptune at some point.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 10 points 10 hours ago

Both Mars’ moons (Phobos and Deimos) are asteroids. They’re really small.

And another W for earth, get fucked mars. Is he even trying?

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 66 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

It's incomprehensibly special and rare that our moon amd star are just the right size and just the right distance away for us to experience almost perfect eclipses.

[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

It really makes you think if this planet was designed by mice or not.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 22 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

I've been lucky enough to see a complete solar eclipse 2 times. It's even more special because it won't be able to do that forever and it didn't always either. Genuinely one of the coolest parts of our planet rn.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 12 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

That, and the, y'know, life supporting-ness.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Oh yeah I guess that's alright too

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 10 hours ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 13 hours ago

Yeah, but no one seems to care about that minor detail.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 44 points 17 hours ago
[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Banks had an idea that our total solar eclipse is unique on a galactic scale and aliens for sure come to Earth to see it. So if you want to find aliens you have to monitor solar eclipse sites. I wonder is any government agency actually did it.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Really weird book that one, even for Banks. Tangents or is it Inversions?

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 8 hours ago

Transitions I believe. I think it's the last or one of the last ones he wrote (he died and 2013 and in the book he mentions 2008 crisis). Weakest of his books I've read. Don't know if he didn't had the time to finish it or something but it was just full of holes.

[–] Kurroth@aussie.zone 6 points 12 hours ago

My dumb arse for about five seconds "damn I didn't know Luna wasn't so round when viewed from mars".

[–] rarbg@lemmy.zip 21 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Can confirm. Earths total eclipses are wild. Most otherworldly spectacle I will witness in my life.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Fully intend to do acid next time I see one.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You better duct tape those eclipse glasses to your face

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 13 hours ago

Tempted to use my welders mask tbh

[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 29 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

No wonder the demons in Doom came to attack the base on Phobos. Janky ass turd of a moon

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 13 hours ago

Spoiler alert: there’s an even uglier one.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 23 points 19 hours ago
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Sadly Deimos disappeared during the Deimos Event.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 13 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Its’s not Mars’ fault!!

Fucking Phobos. As usual

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

“Am I…. Getting through?”

[–] TheLamb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 hours ago

Cain reference? OWO

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 11 points 19 hours ago

Pathetic. No wonder we haven't bothered to go there yet.

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 3 points 14 hours ago
[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Big ups for Earth

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 4 points 18 hours ago

Stoned Cookie Monster.