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[–] xSikes@feddit.online 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The sad thing about this is that most Trump supporters probably don’t fly because either they’re always in their own bubble and/or can’t afford to. So they can’t relate to this, so it’s a non-issue sadly.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 26 minutes ago

So they get to punish others for doing the things they choose not to do.

Again.

[–] thingAmaBob@lemmy.world 2 points 34 minutes ago* (last edited 34 minutes ago)

My coworker noped out of a trip across country because they’d have a grandchild with them, and didn’t want any issues with missing flights, long waits, or ICE shenanigans. If they didn’t have their grandchild, they probably would have taken the train instead.

Edit: more info

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 27 minutes ago

Oh yeah baby America is so back

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 1 points 28 minutes ago* (last edited 26 minutes ago)

I’ve only been to JFK once, but I get the sense that the lines there always look like this. Not saying all the other stuff isn’t an issue, but don’t give JFK any credit. Hands down the worst airport I’ve been to. Avoid at all cost.

[–] timestatic@feddit.org 13 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

The American electorate, truly the greatest in the world

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 35 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Is there any other country on earth that stops working altogether once a year?

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 15 points 1 hour ago

Only once a year? Are you talking about the US, because it seems to have stopped working quite some time ago.

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 20 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Lol I was looking into this the other day. From what I understand it's to prevent too much power being with any one group in US govt ..

Short answer is no, most countries have rules that see public servants (govt. employees) paid even when a department's budget has not been agreed - for example Belgium https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010%E2%80%932011_Belgian_government_formation

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you. To give another example, in Italy it is necessary to approve the budget by 31st of December. If this doesn't happen the budget is controlled by the government but with limitations and only one month at a time. I think it's a good compromise not to let the country collapse.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 hours ago

I think it’s a good compromise not to let the country collapse.

I agree for most countries.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 37 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Why don't they just let people take their assault rifles onto the plane such that they can defend themselves? Are they stupid?

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 1 points 36 minutes ago

It's an airplane, not a grade school classroom.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 22 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I’d honestly just cancel my holiday instead going through that trauma.

people who think they can go though a US airport nowadays is a form of white entitlement

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

wife and i have to fly out of LGA in may to go to daughter’s wedding. not looking forward to the travel. sigh.

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 21 points 3 hours ago

Yeah but.. Is America great again yet?

The greatest country on earth

[–] stumu415@lemmy.zip 51 points 5 hours ago

Good thing the US has a high speed railway network like China, Japan, Europe or Morocco, so you don't need to get on a plane. Oh.. wait...

[–] unnamed1@feddit.org 29 points 4 hours ago

Looks like a freedom country chicken farm

[–] mech@feddit.org 79 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Boy am I glad they're making sure a terrorist with a bomb can't get onto a plane to kill a lot of people packed together in a crowded place.

[–] Lemming6969@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago

Terror is so easy to accomplish via random crowds and isolated unprotected infrastructure that it makes one wonder if any of it was really terror.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 44 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Can't blow up a plane if nobody can get onto the plane!

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[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 17 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Blows up airport instead ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 4 minutes ago

Yes, that was the joke. lol

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Well, that's not TSAs direct job, so they don't care.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 4 points 4 hours ago

They're called TSA, not G(round)SA or A(irport)SA or... for a reason!

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

TBH I wonder why it hasn’t happened yet. Imagine the loss of freedom 🇺🇸 🦅 once that happens

[–] Overspark@piefed.social 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It has, in Belgium: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Brussels_bombings Maybe it wasn't close enough to scare the 'muricans?

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I'm honestly not too sure USAmericans believe in Belgium.

It's like global warming or some such.

I was sort of surprised that bombing didn't have more effects than it did. It really did seem to highlight some issues.

[–] Town@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

How about onion layers of security checks that start about a mile from your gate? That way the bad guys are only in the outer lines where passenger density is still low...

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 73 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Tired of ~~waiting~~ winning yet?

[–] nasquamesse@lemmy.zip 35 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Pleease Mr. President, no more winning!

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Mr. President, it's too much winning!

[–] Mvlad88@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

A man came up to me once, big man, strong man, with tears in his eyes and said. Mister President we are ~~waiting~~ winning too much, please Mister President we are tired of ~~waiting~~ winning.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 hours ago

Yeah guys send the Gestappo. They fix everything

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

But sir, it appears that it is actually you that has been wooshed.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

😭 plz help me understand

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 51 minutes ago

I was making a joke :D

I guess this is why /s is so prevalent these days, it's very easy to be wooshed.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Upon careful consideration I may also have been wooshed. I don't know what's going on.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

This is probably not far off from what it's like to be at that airport right now.

[–] MigratingApe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

I deliberately searched for this comment.

[–] black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sazruk@lemmy.wtf 2 points 51 minutes ago (1 children)

I think TSA isn’t getting paid so presumably they’re understaffed

[–] black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 23 minutes ago