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[–] islandcoda42@lemmy.zip 81 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That’s amazing, it kind of reminds me of my awesome tent

[–] NinePeedles@sh.itjust.works 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] islandcoda42@lemmy.zip 48 points 3 weeks ago

I’ve been in and out of it for years now

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 57 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

James and the Giant, Fleshy MRI Machine


Edit: I'm seeing from these other comments that although I'm not asexual, I have plausible deniability if someone asks.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’ll send her your way when I’m done.

[–] AHorseWithNoNeigh@piefed.social 30 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

did goatse that coming

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Shine some orange light on it and I’m sure it would look quite peachy.

Lighting plays a huge roll in theatre.

[–] themoken@startrek.website 15 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, it's really hard to judge a stage set that's obviously incomplete and unlit. This could end up looking great... Or it could end up as a cringe inducing memory for years to come.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 16 points 3 weeks ago

Kids will see a peach, adults will see... well they'll see that they are perverts and complain about it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 3 weeks ago

James and the Giant Anus

[–] Nvermind@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

E Pluribus anus

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 10 points 3 weeks ago

Giving birth to ART!!

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

congrats on your boyfriend's transition?

[–] nedwben@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

I could eat a peach for hours.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Its his diaper

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] scytale@piefed.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Usul has called a big one.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Reminds me of the God Emperor of Dune for some reason.

[–] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Goatse - the theater

[–] RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

After all these years, we get a theatre production of hello.jpg

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

It’s not not a peach!

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

there is no time stamp, i think i seen this a while ago, or maybe was someone else

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No idea if it’s recent. Saw it somewhere else and wanted to share.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

all good, it goes back to feb 2019

https://www.phillyvoice.com/james-giant-peach-set-york-community-theater-roald-dahl/

but i just mentioned to plug my "reminds me of someone else" joke

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Writers who use subtext are all cowards

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Mr Hands has no hands