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[–] Angrydeuce@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago

My problem is if im not bed by say, 930, I might as well just plan on getting 4 hours of sleep before work because im going to be up until 1 in the morning at the very least.

This "second wind" shit is for the birds. I dont want this wind. I want to sleep!

[–] Identikit@leminal.space 4 points 4 hours ago

Weirdly enough, I’ve been in a few places that have different schedules. Where I’m current at, most people are out late drinking so early mornings are when the annoying people are asleep but when I moved out west, it was reverse as no one wanted to be out late due to dangerous roads at night in the mountains. So I was a night owl.

I’m just up when people aren’t because I dislike people.

Also I work with people daily.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago

I tried to fix my social/workout schedule but waking up after 6am just seems like a huge waste of time, and I like fucking off from work at 3pm and having time to actually do things. and I can't do that if I'm on zwift until 9pm and pissing until midnight

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago

How the fuck is this a shitpost? This is really a good reason why I spent most of my life during the night. I was tired already of people disturbing me all the time, with no boundaries.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

during the day I play vr games set at night

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

dude I fucking love vrchat, I ran around a just b last night for like 2 hours with full body just yappin

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

I've been reading up on vr game dev purely out of wondering why vrchat is like the only notable game with fbt. I want to kick things and open doors with my feet while holding buckets of stuff in both hands.

Exactly. Why do most people want to do things durring the day? Don't they know that big bright thing in the sky durring the day causes cancer?

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago

for me its 2200-0100, everyones fucked off to bed and i can goof around on the computer and with my cats

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 23 points 1 day ago

I am very much a "morning person." The reason I seem otherwise is because I am not a "people person."

When your friends are in a timezone several hours behind yours