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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 26 points 6 days ago

You don't tear out an architectural feature like that. You make it a focal point.

[–] viscacha@feddit.org 11 points 6 days ago

One ginormous cannabis tree!

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago

A bow front fish tank would go so nice there

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago

An altar to the elder gods.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Punching bag hanging from the ceiling.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Better yet, hanging from the floor

[–] ALilOff@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Stormtrooper

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 6 days ago
[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 61 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Everyone talking about Christmas trees but that's obviously where you put the cheap-ass "Venus de Milo" replica to go with your Mac mansion.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

is a mac mansion a mcmansion styled like the imac g3 because if so i am in

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No no, it's the Scottish version.

Dang, I was hoping for a mansion filled w/ mac and cheese.

[–] topherclay@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Make Justin Long stand in the Mac Mansion while John Hodgeman stands outside the Public Community housing.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 days ago

I'd go with this

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Elaborate throne spot if ever i saw one

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Halloween skeleton in a chair.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pretty much the perfect spot for any and all holiday decorations

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm imagining an easter party:

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] smh@slrpnk.net 1 points 6 days ago

I've stolen it. I'm sure I'll find a use for it somewhere

that was literally made for a big family that likes taking pictures around the christmas tree like in the movies

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Call a plumber. Install a toilet or, if there's space, a claw-footed tub with the whole over-head bath curtain around it. Embrace the awkward

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I vote a functioning toilet. Completely visible, no curtains.

Pooping eye contact with your guests on Thanksgiving is a real power move

[–] grue@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shouldn't have been raised above the rest of the floor. Now you've got to use a relatively skinny tree and you can't put a train or tree skirt around it.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Put the tree relatively far forward, cover the step with a nice skirt, then put your train along the front edge of the step with smaller presents below it and larger ones behind it.

The step makes the tree and the pile of stuff under look bigger than they are and makes a nice raised platform for the train to run along.

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