Fuck AI

.... So oracle has been pretty much a straight and slow climb in valuation since 2002.

They had a significant and fast "spike" for pretty much the year of 2025 and then dropped back down to that same slow climb trend (if you ignore the 2025 spike, their chart would look the same as it has for the past 20 years of mostly slow upwards momentum).

Upon the news today, their stock went up 6%.

In other words, like most things shown to you, you've been presented with cherry picked data points to align with the agenda that the presenter wants you to have.

As a side note, I wish about 95% of all ai would burn to the ground, along with Oracle.

Oracle's software is massively used to count money. Now there's AI in there. The AI is terrible at counting.

We are about to experience the whole new dimension of fuuuuuuuck.

Oh so that's why they've suddenly been arrassing my company for license money

Oracle has been dying company for last 20 years, their horrible db licensing and cash cow strategy has ensured it.

Get wrecked Ellison

I know someone who works there who’s a huge lazy asshole I hope he got laid off

There goes AI getting rid of jobs.

Mad props to whoever shorted back in September.

If we're really super lucky the Paramount/WB merger falls apart because Daddy's shiny money just ain't there no more.

Larry Ellison is a MAGA fuckwad

I thought it might be y-axis fuckery, but nah their stock has actually tanked.

Good, fuck them.

That reminds me. I've been abusing their free tier. Need to line something else up to replace them for when they finish collapsing.

Just one more processor and just one more stick of ram and we’ll finally be up and running. Just one more data center bro. Just one more river, come on, we’re so close, bro.

Don't give me hope.

I haven't drank in a while, but I'll get loose as a goose if I get to dance over Oracle's grave.

SAP