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[–] sunbeam60@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah, come on this is valid investigation.

If you get the same error every time, you know you can find it and debug it, somewhat with ease.

If you don’t, you might have a thornier issue at hand.

I hate how stupid and obvious this is, but we all do it at least once if the compile is short. But with a 20 min compile, I am investigating.

[–] copacetic@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago
[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But sometimes it works, or throws a different error ...

[–] einkorn@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

And a different error means progress!

[–] epyon22@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Most applications aren't written to compile deterministically so there is always a chance.

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Compile? Is that true? Pretty sure compilers are generally deterministic in their output.

[–] epyon22@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mainly making a joke that they aren't binarialy deterministic. Semantically they are though. https://blog.onepatchdown.net/2026/02/22/are-compilers-deterministic-nerd-version/

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hmmm would most code these days be compiled into minified JavaScript? That might be more deterministic.

[–] epyon22@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

JavaScript is what is called an interpreted language there is no compiling at all the code is directly read and interpreted at runtime. Most of the time it's minified which reduces the size. Or in the case Vue React or Angular is transpiled which still results in JavaScript code but framework specific syntax is broken out and it's ran through bable to do backwards compatibility for older browsers.

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn’t Typescript compiled into JavaScript?

[–] epyon22@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Technically transpiled. Compiling results in something binary.

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No a compiler just translates from one language into another. Transpilers are a type of compiler.

[–] epyon22@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Typescript is transpiled into JavaScript. It's not a whole new language just additions to JavaScript.

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

A transpiler is a compiler. And it doesn’t have to convert from one language to another to be considered a compiler.

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The usual for me is that I flip back over to my editor and hit ctrl+save, cause heaven forbid I ever remember to do that before running.

[–] jtrek@startrek.website -1 points 1 week ago

I have no regrets from setting my editor to save-on-blur