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Mine would basically be white tiles (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 1 week ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Because I'm lazy af

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Ugh... I hate when the bathroom needs to be defragmented. It takes for-fucking-ever! 😩

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Finally an easy way to track the important jobs

[–] randomname@lemmy.org 31 points 1 week ago

I once had a job interview for a friend’s company and they told me that their boss values that chart and how it would not look good that mine was empty… Because I wasn’t using GitHub… So I made a script in a private repo to postdate commits randomly for the past several years. Once I pushed it, it looked like I’d been working on private GitHub repos frequently. I guess the guy didn’t care as long as it had lots of green.

I’ve also seen people make art with it, which I think is very funny

[–] mrmaplebar@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago

Workplace theater comes to the shitter.