I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't exit vim.
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Well, it has to earn its stripes just like the rest of us in IT! No shortcuts, even for an LLM. :D
When I first got into BSD (way before Linux) I found man pages useful... but no way to leave them. Not even man man won't tell you how to exit a man page!
So I would tinker, eventually needing a man page, reading what I needed -- and then hard power cycle the machine. -_-
I was pretty good with computers, but that was a humbling experience. You just don't know what you don't know, and if you can't ask... sometimes you just get stuck. Just like in KQ, LSL, SQ, ... The Internet is (was) a blessing.
No one can exit vim. It's simply not possible.
There are even legends that the devil himself was onced tricked into opening vim and is stuck there since.
That explains the many vim enthusiasts that don't want any other editor. They simply can't exit the vim instance they once accidentally opened...
The Eagles called it Hotel California.
"We are all just prisoners here of our own device"
So true, so true.
Every computer has a built-in "exit vim" button, conveniently located on the chassis, usually next to the power cord. Flick it to 0, then back to 1, and you'll find vim has been successfully exited. :)
What if my PC boots straight into Vim? It's not like I need anything else, can do everything in Vim
Jokes aside, vim as PID 1 is just a bad idea.
Emacs on the other hand: https://github.com/emacs-os/el-init
so human of it!
Isn't it? I can't decide whether I believe this is an easter egg
If it was trained properly on Internet data it would just respond with "you can't"
Ok this proves that AI has reaches human level intelligence.
This is the closest I have seen Copilot doing something like a human Programmer would
Instructions: "Next, open the .config file in vim..."
Me:

This is how we trap it. This is how we win.
This is how we vim😏
Are you sure? It looks like this is going "Hey, I can't get the front door open to the house, so I called the cops and told them I was being held hostage so they would break down the door with a battering ram."
How long is it before CoPilot can't exit vim and just deletes vim as the solution?
I hope it does delete vim with itself inside it. Yesplease.

Why :wq doesnt work?
If it’s a read only file it won’t work, but it might be in insert mode and can’t escape.
It should have tried :q!
Just like me fr
I often see Copilot get stuck in a nonresponsive shell after it used cat > file. It's hilarious to watch the first time, but I'm a bit tired of it by now. Why doesn't it just edit files like it normally does?
Blowing through all those tokens failing to exit a vim
Same tbh
First funny thing ive seen Microslop Copilot do...