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[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't exit vim.

[–] seedlord_com@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well, it has to earn its stripes just like the rest of us in IT! No shortcuts, even for an LLM. :D

[–] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

When I first got into BSD (way before Linux) I found man pages useful... but no way to leave them. Not even man man won't tell you how to exit a man page!

So I would tinker, eventually needing a man page, reading what I needed -- and then hard power cycle the machine. -_-

I was pretty good with computers, but that was a humbling experience. You just don't know what you don't know, and if you can't ask... sometimes you just get stuck. Just like in KQ, LSL, SQ, ... The Internet is (was) a blessing.

[–] Feyter@programming.dev 224 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No one can exit vim. It's simply not possible.

There are even legends that the devil himself was onced tricked into opening vim and is stuck there since.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 110 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That explains the many vim enthusiasts that don't want any other editor. They simply can't exit the vim instance they once accidentally opened...

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Eagles called it Hotel California.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

"We are all just prisoners here of our own device"
So true, so true.

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[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"... and that's why I need you to take the power plant offline."

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[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 133 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Every computer has a built-in "exit vim" button, conveniently located on the chassis, usually next to the power cord. Flick it to 0, then back to 1, and you'll find vim has been successfully exited. :)

[–] four@lemmy.zip 58 points 1 week ago (10 children)

What if my PC boots straight into Vim? It's not like I need anything else, can do everything in Vim

[–] enumerator4829@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Jokes aside, vim as PID 1 is just a bad idea.

Emacs on the other hand: https://github.com/emacs-os/el-init

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[–] Malix@sopuli.xyz 109 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] heuristic_lemur@lemmy.ml 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't it? I can't decide whether I believe this is an easter egg

[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If it was trained properly on Internet data it would just respond with "you can't"

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[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 100 points 1 week ago

Ok this proves that AI has reaches human level intelligence.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 88 points 1 week ago

This is the closest I have seen Copilot doing something like a human Programmer would

[–] weimaraner_of_doom@piefed.social 75 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Instructions: "Next, open the .config file in vim..."

Me:

[–] BluescreenOfDeath@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What a weird way to spell nano

[–] weimaraner_of_doom@piefed.social 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Nano is the proper tool for this job.

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is how we trap it. This is how we win.

[–] AmanitaCaesarea@slrpnk.net 31 points 1 week ago

This is how we vim😏

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you sure? It looks like this is going "Hey, I can't get the front door open to the house, so I called the cops and told them I was being held hostage so they would break down the door with a battering ram."

How long is it before CoPilot can't exit vim and just deletes vim as the solution?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago

I hope it does delete vim with itself inside it. Yesplease.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago
[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@programming.dev 36 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 75 points 1 week ago (4 children)

If it’s a read only file it won’t work, but it might be in insert mode and can’t escape.

It should have tried :q!

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[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 week ago

Just like me fr

[–] mcv@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I often see Copilot get stuck in a nonresponsive shell after it used cat > file. It's hilarious to watch the first time, but I'm a bit tired of it by now. Why doesn't it just edit files like it normally does?

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[–] bizza@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 week ago

Blowing through all those tokens failing to exit a vim

[–] inari@piefed.zip 26 points 1 week ago
[–] 1984@lemmy.today 22 points 1 week ago

First funny thing ive seen Microslop Copilot do...

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