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[โ€“] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 week ago

They really are just like us... ๐Ÿฅฒ

[โ€“] notabot@piefed.social 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Come on in, <esc>J us, soon you will learn to love the one true editor. Launch vi and be <esc>:w. Soon you will want to <esc>:%s/other editors/vi/g. <esc>dd your hesitation and do it.

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[โ€“] Hisse@programming.dev 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it stupid? Just do C-x-c!

This is the way.

If you use nvim you don't exit you open a float terminal. Why would you exit?

[โ€“] seedlord_com@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, it has to earn its stripes just like the rest of us in IT! No shortcuts, even for an LLM. :D

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[โ€“] lol_idk@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago
[โ€“] JakenVeina@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago

Shit, does that mean LLMs are real programmers, bow?

[โ€“] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I was a programmer for the Commodore PET, let me see what I can do.

10 Exit VIM

20 end

did it work?

[โ€“] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Yes, thank you very much, this actually solved not only my "can't exit vim" problem but also my "humans keep getting in the way of my world domination" problem, though for that one I had to repeat the command 3549 times and output exactly what I was trying to do on the user's console and every PA system I could access.

[โ€“] quack@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago
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