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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Has anyone reached this stage yet? Besides the cheating example in the comment below.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There is this example which is wholly disturbing

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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

He's a saint!

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

This has the same energy as those guys who go on niche hobby forums looking for "easy steps" thinking they're going to get rich quick doing something that takes years to refine, but actually they will end up buying the wrong chemical or some shit and end up disfigured for life after inhaling the deadly gases that the "nerds" online repeatedly warned them about

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Move to Alabama, do meth.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Them being twins is not really important, is it? The core of anon's fantasy is that he wants to sleep with two sisters who also get all incesty with each other.

Some twins (most?) are not identical, so they're therefore indistinguishable from normal siblings unless you're some sort of age detective.

[–] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I dated twins once. The easiest way to tell them apart was that Ruby always had her nails painted red and Ron had a huge cock.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

And what was the hardest way to tell them apart

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

🎶 You get the best of both worlds 🎶

[–] tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I was having a look round the back. We are all out of twin sisters. The best I can do is a woman with a twin brother.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Twincest is probably the least icky type of incest. Since there is no age gap, same size and they’d know each other in and out. And in many cases same intelligence and personalities are the same or fully compatible. So the power dynamic is more equal than non twin siblings. At least if one isn’t mentally handicapped. Though still incest.

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

Godspeed my brother.

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