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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has a very specific goal (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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just pretend this is green

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[–] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I am surprised at the amount of genuine discussion this meme has provoked here.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Move to Alabama, do meth.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

He's a saint!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 4 months ago

"So, any takers?"

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Them being twins is not really important, is it? The core of anon's fantasy is that he wants to sleep with two sisters who also get all incesty with each other.

Some twins (most?) are not identical, so they're therefore indistinguishable from normal siblings unless you're some sort of age detective.

[–] tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was having a look round the back. We are all out of twin sisters. The best I can do is a woman with a twin brother.

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[–] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I dated twins once. The easiest way to tell them apart was that Ruby always had her nails painted red and Ron had a huge cock.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Twincest is probably the least icky type of incest. Since there is no age gap, same size and they’d know each other in and out. And in many cases same intelligence and personalities are the same or fully compatible. So the power dynamic is more equal than non twin siblings. At least if one isn’t mentally handicapped. Though still incest.

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[–] allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

"What the fuck is this piece of shit?" - Vic Stetson

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

This has the same energy as those guys who go on niche hobby forums looking for "easy steps" thinking they're going to get rich quick doing something that takes years to refine, but actually they will end up buying the wrong chemical or some shit and end up disfigured for life after inhaling the deadly gases that the "nerds" online repeatedly warned them about

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Godspeed my brother.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 3 points 5 months ago

There's someone out there for everyone, even if they want two someones.

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