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That’s crazy - I’m a pair of twin sisters who like to have sex with other, but what we’d really like is to find a guy with absolutely no social skills or sexual experience to join us, and not just as a one-off thing but on an ongoing relationship basis.
What about poor social skills and a decent amount of sexual experience? I can pretend to be worse if need be.
Well, i do know someone who married a guy with a brother. Cheated with the brother, divorced the guy, then married the brother. Oh, and kids are involved. Say hi to Uncle Daddy!
Was that how you came up with your username?
It's funny that instead of imagining finding people who are actually into that, anon defaults to the frog boiling manipulation approach
There was a story circulating a few years ago about a pair of twins who strive to be “the most identical twins in the world”, which includes sharing a fiancé and timing their pregnancies for the same date. It is not mentioned whether they bang each other though (not something I care to speculate about lol).
I suppose the first step to making the OP’s fantasy possible would be having massive amounts of money.
There's a different story where a pair of twin women married a pair of twin guys, all four living together, and are all dedicated to basically living mirrored lives with each other.
Each couple had a child and while the children would be cousins they are genetically siblings. A fun fact amidst what is either mental illness, closeted polyamory, or both.
Though to be fair, a lot of plans are at least easier if you start out with massive amounts of money.
Well I'll be damned
This feels like one of those "I've never kissed a girl before, but I've watched a lot of porn" fantasies that works great in your head and horrible in practice.
Feel free to turn down as many hot twins that want to have a threesome as you want mate
Every time I deliver a pizza to the posh kid's neighborhood, there's inevitably a pair of 19 year old twins wearing lingerie, covered in whipped cream, whom I've interrupted in the middle of a pillow right. And I have to tell them "No no no, there's no other way to pay me. I only accept cash or plastic."
Well to be fair to the guy the first step would be to find a set of twins. It won't help him at all but that would be the first step.
The first step is to learn basic social skills so he doesn't make said twins disregard him the moment he meets them. First impressions are important.
Regardless of ethics, I gotta commend the pragmatism against such an uphill battle
This guys literal pipe dream is more achievable than my groceries because he at least wrote it down
Easy, just look for twins in the Bible belt.
Saved from papas incest basement only to land in papa’s incest basement. Tragic
I am surprised at the amount of genuine discussion this meme has provoked here.
They were fraternal twins, but I still feel like he'd approve.
Siamese twins
I think there's a pair of such in Minnesota who share a single body with two heads. I vaguely remembered hearing they got married, but according to wikipedia... Only one of them got married. That must be an awkward sex life.
I wonder how often photos of them get accused of being AI nowadays?
Eh idk make a lot of money or lower your standards and find two drug addict sisters who wont give a fuck, or I guess do both to maximize success rate.
Step 1: be rich. Like, rich enough that you could buy twins into doing that and still have money left to keep them
Have they checked the polycule poster?
"So, any takers?"
My wife has a twin sister. What do now?
Life's hard enough as it is, don't go looking for challenge levels.
Is the sister hot? Am not your wife, pinky promise
