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[–] winkledinkle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Im so American that I immediately got it.

Send help.

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your Doordash driver here. Help has been sent. I'm at your door.

[–] winkledinkle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I tried registering my door dash driver as a service animal and they said no. :(

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

My interpretation based on how my body handles McDonald's food. Let me know if this matches up with what they are going for?

  1. Diarrhea
  2. Diarrhea
  3. Diarrhea and Mild Stroke
  4. Diarrhea and Depression
  5. Diarrhea, Depression, and Vomiting
[–] homes@piefed.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, this aggresively does not make sense.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They got the idea that fallout 4 is the worst, which is what matters.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io -1 points 1 week ago

Nah, 3 is way worse.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I get the idea, but the way it's used here seems atrocious. Is Fallout 3 even that big compared to the other titles?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

Fallout 3 is a weird one because it's definitely a good game and a halfway decent RPG at least on the same level as Oblivion; but as a fan of Fallout prior to its release, it doesn't give any of the same vibes as Fallout. Different sense of humor, different cultural things since it's set on the otherside of the country as the originals, and kinda just feels like a serial killer murdered Fallout and wore its skin like a suit.

If it was called something else, I think I would have more fondness toward it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This feels really insulting to New Vegas, FO1 and FO2. Those (and Tactics but that's not in the chart) would be gourmet burgers if not prime rib/filet mignon.

they are ribs. they got bones, but like you expect them and plan to eat around them. and if you add your own sauces damn are they good

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

New Vegas is the McChicken?

…has the McChicken helped people realize they’re trans?!?

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There are some themes of identity and perception of body and female super mutants, which are ideas that resonate with trans people.

Source: I have body dysmorphia, and spend time on the shitposty parts of blahaj.zone

huh. i mean i am not trans, but i have a different kind of body dysmorphia and those themes resonated with me too. huh, i will have to ask my trans sisters at lesbian game night about this.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There are a ton of eggs that have been broken by way of playing New Vegas.

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip -1 points 1 week ago

New Vegas and Celeste are the two games I have seen be the most popular games to break some eggs.

[–] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

McChicken is the only thing I get from McDonald's on the rare occasion I stop by in a road trip.

Gotta add pickles though

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

they have serviceable coffee

[–] felbane@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

As long as you drink it with the correct set of lips.