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Fixing her (feddit.dk)
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[–] Redvenom@retrolemmy.com 13 points 2 days ago

I think I can do it

[–] helvetpuli@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, can somebody explain what's wrong with her that could potentially need to be fixed?

[–] rwrwefwef@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The assassinations.

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

No-one's perfect.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 days ago

She was killing the wrong people?

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I want her to choke me

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Can I ask her to fix some billionaires tho

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 6 points 1 day ago

Now we're talking...

[–] Hakuso@scribe.disroot.org 5 points 1 day ago

This is the way.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The women in the photo is allegedly not "La Muñeca" she is Nayeli Paola Suárez and had no criminal records.

TLDR: There is a chance...

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Aubrey Plaza biopic in the works

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[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 217 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Women in men dominated field 🥰🥰🥰

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 3 days ago (3 children)

She could've made a killing as a domme, for sure. With that whole Ringu thing going on? Yup.

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 67 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Old article, but I do wonder, was she paid less than her male hitman contemporaries?

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

No one escapes the glass ceiling.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Maybe the opposite, if they're fewer and more effective in certain cases.

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[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 83 points 3 days ago (8 children)

I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!

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[–] inkblade@lemmy.world 100 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How would you know if you don't try?

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 33 points 3 days ago (5 children)

They could have tried already and failed.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 days ago (5 children)

You can't prove that. There is nobody alive to testify that they "tried and failed"

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[–] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 86 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't want to fix her, I want her to make me worse

[–] Klear@quokk.au 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Probably not easy either

[–] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It's actually very easy. Imma good boy

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 54 points 3 days ago

I don't want to fix her, I want her to ruin me.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 64 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 days ago

dual machine guns out the window are a really great way to lose both your arms

[–] MushuChupacabra@piefed.world 44 points 3 days ago

Fucking monsters.

I love her just the way she is.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But I can die trying.

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