That's not really....ugh, Americans! Stop this misinformation!
Really, there's not enough coffee listed, you need at least two more espressos in there to be anything close to accurate. And then depending on where you're at, there could be a nap in there. Plus a 30 minute phone call to your Nonna and half a dozen other people complaining about the drama started with the previous call. Then going to Carrefour or whatever's close to buy sparkling water, bread, and cheese for dinner because you already have a plastic jug of wine from your parent's house at home.
/s, which should be obvious to any in-shape carb enjoyer who has a lot to say about the Romani people....
