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It makes sense, DisplayPort is objectively superior to HDMI
Drugs and porn
They loved P
But not anymore
Now they pitch exclusively for P.
The first time you get it in both holes makes it really hard to go back to pussy only
I don't wanna know what bodymods you'd have to do for that to work...
That made me chuckle.
Thought this would be a violet 08 meme
Based on recent posts, it might be her car.
Violet08 making a name for themselves
Double Penetration?
Donkey Punch?
Democratic Party?
Deep Purple?
Director of Photography?
Dense Patterns?
Dinner Parties?
Please give me your neighbours number so I can ask for clarification.
Don Pablo?
Dom Perignon?
Disney princes.
Doctor Pepper?
I see you are also a person of culture
Sorry I don't need more competition. Once a week she rides me but her husband always gets her ass
Maybe she loved prince?
Who doesn't love Daft Punk?
My wife is from a town and a whole bunch of them call Dr Pepper DP. It’s hilarious and I got her mom to say it at Thanksgiving.
Dr. Pepper?
Donkey Punching?
Double Penetration?
Display Picture?
Double Play?
Disabled Person?
Disney Princesses?
Deadpool
Dead prez got that crazy shit. They keep it crunker. John blaze n shit.
I love DP
I honestly assumed this license plate was cool AF
Everyone is coming up with options BETTER than double penetration. I'd like to go the other way!
Dick pus
Daddy's penis
Dick punching
Debraiding penises
Debilitating pain
Darth Plagueis
But that's the thing about DP, you can go both ways at the same time.
Dynamic programming is a headfuck when you first learn it, they're obviously just a superior being.
If you learn the correct pathways through recursion it isn't so bad.
Everyone in Final Fantasy XIV loves getting Dance Partner buff to do extra damage :-)
When did violet get a new ride?
I was really hoping someone would make this connection. Thank you.
Awww, I loved P, too!
Will you ever go back to P again?
Only if I put down a tarp first.