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EDIT: A rough timeline of events here:

  1. In 2024, a user noticed this odd traffic on their local network, took a screenshot of the graph, and posted it to Twitter
  2. After discussing the issue with other Twitter users, the original poster realized that this graph was actually a mistake with their router or something. This reporting software was reporting some other device's network traffic as being the washing machine's traffic. The washing machine was actually only using a reasonable amount of data.
  3. Despite this past revelation, in 2026, someone put together a "meme" of sorts comparing the supposed events in that 2024 graph to what people in the past had predicted the future to be.
  4. For whatever reason, that "meme" was put through AI post-processing of some sort. Was the attempt to "upscale" this image after it had been passed around and been automatically compressed down by various platforms? Or was it someone using some newfangled AI-assisted compression technique in an attempt to create a smaller file size than any of the more traditional compression techniques? No idea. Whatever reason was, the image was left with a bunch of nonsense text on the graph portion.
  5. I saw this "meme" and decided to share it here without scrutinizing the text on the graph. As mentioned in my first point, this graph was originally posted years ago, so I was already familiar with it and did not feel the need to read into it in the image I was sharing. I felt safe assuming it was just the same graph that I remember seeing years back.
  6. After users here called out the nonsense text, I just recreated the "meme" from scratch. I grabbed the original screenshot of the graph from Twitter and a stock photo of clouds, and then combined them along with some text so that this is more-or-less the same exact "meme", just without the AI gibberish.
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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

What is a reasonable amount of data for a washing machine to use (other than zero)?

note that flying cars exist (they're called private airplanes) but they're looked down upon because they obviously consume way too much energy for getting people from A to B.

[–] AndrewZabar@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago

Lesson: never buy an appliance that has internet connectivity.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 20 points 21 hours ago

the hell? why the fuck a washing machine needs a wifi for? to google how to wash clothes?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 28 points 22 hours ago

Related: a criminal group managed to steal data from a casino thanks to their internet connected fish tank. In 2017

https://www.forbes.com/sites/leemathews/2017/07/27/criminals-hacked-a-fish-tank-to-steal-data-from-a-casino/

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 29 points 1 day ago

Bored household item developed sexting addiction with ChatGPT

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 12 points 22 hours ago

I imagine a darkened office in the far outreaches of an LG research facility where a hermit lives.

They call him the stain expert. He gazes at this data all day.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 19 hours ago

What is a washing machine doing that adds up to 3.7 gigs of data, per DAY? How many loads it does? How long it sits before it gets emptied? Why would anyone even care?

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 13 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

If they ever sell a smart hammer that measures my impact strength and sends it to some system somewhere for further analysis then I'm giving up building. Let the damn AI build. Why does the world incorporate tech even when it adds nothing to a pre-existing method and drives up the price? Oh...I get it now.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Because "data is the new oil."

Doesn't matter what that data is, collect it first, and figure out how to sell it later.

[–] AndrewZabar@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

And the typical consumer has no critical thinking skills and also, is ignorant, and very often a moron, and a sucker. People aren’t smart. The appliances are lol. And the people at the top of giant companies have a greed that is insatiable.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 18 minutes ago

I think the typical consumer just does not give a fuck. The rest are as you say. The rest after that are complicit.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

except this oil is like 99% useless given the current scope of data collection.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You say that, until your hammer data is used to detect improper use, which your employer's insurance can use to deny a claim.

Or it can be used to void a warranty. Or it could detect G-forces of your commute to work and raise your car insurance rates for hard accelerations. Or a biometric sensor in the handle can tell your boss if you can work another 30 minutes before there is a financially significant risk of heatstroke.

You get the idea, that data is useless, until some hairbrained jackass packages it and sells it's to an even more unscrupulous asshole.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

i wonder why the governments haven't close this shop given how fucked up this whole thing is... oh wait...

[–] AndrewZabar@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Psssst. They’re “in on it.”

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

yeah. fuck this shit!

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

...sells it’s to an even more unscrupulous asshole.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

just how fucked up it can get?

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Period tracking apps are selling the data of minors to states where abortion is illegal in order to to see if they become pregnant (or un-pregnant).

Need I go on?

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

if you feel like it.) We've got an entire government superapp that gets breached so regularly it is a running joke in Cybersec circles. Some shit that shouldn't be an application or probably should use better security tools. And we have data hoarding mobile/internet service provider who keeps on buying every other company while anti-monopoly committee says it's fine even though they probably should get broken up into a dozen of companies but who the fuck cares about competitive economic environment.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Though it would be cool to do that and then set up microphones to pick up the house settling sounds and see if there's a correlation. If only those with the resources to set that up could be trusted to not abuse that access to data because I wouldn't consent to some data firm having access to mics in my place.

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Go a little back and look at the prediction made in 1949 for the future, written in a book with the title "1984".

Sure, it came a little late than forecast, but a lot of it came true.

Today's society has been pretty predictable for quite a while:

  • Political and social environments like now have been pretty common recurrences througout History, with the rise of Fascism in the early XX century being the previous time it happened (incredibly similar to nowadays, not just are most propaganda techniques and discourse used by the rightwing almost exactly same, but we even have a XXI century version of the NAZIs called Zionism doing pretty much the same thing as their predecessors did in 1930s Germany). Society and Economics seem to follow a grand-cycle with a period of around 100 years and we're back at the point of the cycle of "Highest inequality and the Elites diverting the discontentment of the populus away from them by funding Far-Right politics scapegoating foreigners and using tools of authoritarianism in power" hence why this shit ressonates so much with the 1920 - 30s.
  • The extreme desire for surveillance of open authoritarians and those with covert authoritarian leanings (lots of those in Europe plus the previous regime in the US was already the latter, though now it's the former) and the forms it could take were pretty predictable by observing the secret police of the Fascist regimes in Southern Europe that lasted until the 70s and 80s as well in the Eastern Block, most notably the Stasi in Germany. It's quite linear to map what Stasi would do with today's technology and come up with using smartphones as mobile surveillance devices with the complicity of the Tech companies that control them (predictably so if you look at, for example, how IBM helped NAZI Germany), surveillance of citizen's use of the Internet and modern digital communications (already done by the 7-eyes for ages and explaining things like the repeated attempts at imposing Chat Control on EU citizens) and the increasing automation of mass trawling surveillance made possible by ML to allow far wider civil society surveillance levels than were possible for the Stasi.

Sure, people used to think "Democracy" and thus "This time is different", but it turns out politicians and elites under Democracy still operate per the very same principles of Power as in the early XX century, they just managed over the years since then to get the populace to stop thinking and talking about Power itself and instead think only in terms of Politics all the while making sure Politics was subservient to older forms of Power, most notably Money.

Personally, ever since I observed how governments in the West reacted to the 2008 Crash, most notably who they chose to save and who they chose to pay for it, that I realized that the power of Democracy (specifically, the control of Citizens over how countries are managed by chosing who manages it using their Vote) has been made almost entirelly subservient to the power of Money, which is why it looks so much like we live in Oligarchies with theatrical Voting that changes only that which Money doesn't care about (hence the loud Identity Wars in the Moral plane between the dominant parties) rather than real Democracy.

[–] AndrewZabar@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Brave New World got it even better because in that book, everyone welcomed oppression with open arms and celebrated it.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (5 children)

say what you will about al-qaeda but at least they made a solid demonstration as you why flying cars have always been a stupid fucking idea.

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 53 points 1 day ago (27 children)

My dishwasher keeps begging for internet. And it can keep on fucking begging.

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[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When I installed pihole at home the Number One request in the network was the Google nest thermostat. Why the fuck do you need to upload the temperature or other stuff this often?

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 101 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

1980: "I bet there will be flying cars in the future!"

2026: "Oh......nonononononono. That would be far too dangerous. Not after 9/11."

80: "9/11?"

26: "Yeah, they flew a bunch of planes into buildings, and blew up the pentagon, and the world trade center buildings, and an empty field in PA."

80: "Why would they blow up an empty field?"

26: "Because those men and women inside that plane are HEROS!"

80: "I don't understand....."

2020: "Hey guys!"

26: "Oh god! 1980, put this mask on. 2020 is here."

80: "I don't understand whats going on..."

~~2012~~ 2016: "I just shot a gorilla, and altered the future!

20 and 26: "FUCK OFF ~~2012~~ 2016!!!"

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[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Well you do need 17 blood settings, it needs to send a dvd to figure that out /s

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 59 points 1 day ago (5 children)

"Sock! Sock! Sock! Sock! Sock! Sock! Sock! Sock! Sock! Shirt! Sock! Sock! Sock! Sock!" - LG Dishwasher, probably.

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[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I think in 1980 3.7 GB of data seemed further away then a flying car.

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

That's....actually a really good point

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[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

For some, there are. Just have to be a multi millionaire.

[–] Kyle@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (16 children)

Pretty disappointed in Lemmy not noticing and downvoting this AI slop.

I'm all for calling out bullshit IoT garbage but zoom in and look closer.

Update: op updated the photo with a non AI image that's the same but without hallucinated text. The original graph was real and made by a human, but through memes got degraded and an AI upscaler added new hallucinated text to it. Mystery solved and fixed.

[–] lovely_reader@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're right, but also, why did someone use AI to make this image look worse??

The original is included in this article: https://www.tomshardware.com/networking/your-washing-machine-could-be-sending-37-gb-of-data-a-day

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[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well in 1985 they "predicted" that in 2015 we will be so advanced that we will all have Home Cold Fusion Reactor, flying cars, double neck tie and each home will have multiple Fax Machines.

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