You do laundry naked because you want all your clothes clean at the same time.
I do laundry naked because I have no other clean clothes because I keep forgetting to do laundry
We are not the same.
this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2026
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Once this person learns they are allowed to have more clothes than fits into a washing machine, their mind will be blown
Plot twist: they own an industrial washing machine.
Goals.
Hoarder.
When I wash my clothe I am naked. Because I only have the one clothe. I remove it to wash it. At that time I am naked. How can I not be naked if my only clothe is being washed? Reality works like this.
It's not the worst idea. If you're attractive, you might even make a significant amount of tips at the laundromat.
If the amount of men I've observed at laundrymats is any indication, tips will be scarce.
Be time efficient and do your weekly shopping while the washing machine is busy.
I don't think the other people at the laundromat would appreciate this
Depends. How hot are you?
Very high fever, why?
I remember the first time I worked at a restaurant, it felt very wrong to start the dishwasher even though there were still dirty dishes not in the dishwasher.
But once I learned that lesson, it really helped me to become more lazy at home. Dishwasher missing a bunch of silverware? IDGAF. A half load of laundry? Start her up.
In my experience, things actually get cleaner if the machines aren't totally full, as well.
There are laundromats near long distance hiking trails with signs telling people to NOT do this.
Yeah laundry is never really “done” unless you are doing it naked and plan on never wearing clothes again. Same with dishes, unless you do them and plan on only eating out again. That’s why I hate these chores. They are never done. Or at least not for very long.
That's true of all chores. It's part of the definition
I sleep in the clothes dryer. I am always clean, always clean clothes. They don't have time to get dirty. They are already being cleaned, always. I am in there. You still clean your clothes? I wear the tumbler, I am the tumbler.
I live on a bus route so it's not really an option. Also I feel like my cats are judging me.
Me playing one of those corruption html twine simulation games