Microblog Memes

Clifford the big red dog has a house that's larger than his owners'. He's gotta eat at least truck's worth of food every day, right? I bet they need to rent out heavy machinery to have his dumps removed, too. Not to mention how many property damage lawsuits he regularly causes by wagging his tail or rolling around at the park.

This has nothing to do with equality or whatever, I just want to know what Emily Elizabeth's parents do for a living to be able to afford such a financial black hole of a dog.

This is why the zootopia economy baffles me...

She's an abomination and needs to be put down

Thousands even. Presume she's 6ft naturally cause that gives us a normal sized house... Presume a living space 35 ft by 35ft. now scale that 50 times... And now make it vertical too.... Presuming the house is roughly twice her height, which is probably understating, and no basement, we are looking at a 12 million ft³ volume

I reckon that's where her equalised value comes in. Are the costs on sorting out such a big domicile larger than most for tax payers? Certainly. And let's not forget assistance with food, hygeine, medical, etc.

But the things a 100ft woman can do for their community and larger society are endless. In return for the effort put in for her, she is able to contribute largely in ways no other can.

I would not want to be her aged care worker down the track, though.

Probably be on her to build it at that point.

There's a completely unnecessary courtroom scene in Project Hail Mary (the book) that really feels like Andy Weir just wanted to make his disdain for the legal system known. It's not necessary to the premise of the story, or even the background.

It's not enough that this multinational organization has completely seized control over the Sahara for an alien microbe farming operation or nuked Antarctica in widespread geo engineering, but, get this, they even got an exemption from copyright law!

Pacific Rim doesn't really work when you think about it, I'm not convinced the damage from the monsters is necessarily any less than the damage caused by the giant robots walking around fighting the alien monster things.

But then again they never explain why you can't just drop a bomb on them from high altitude.

DaiGuard touches on this. It's a giant robot anime but the pilots are just wrong-place-right-time workers, the mech is hard to control because it's a giant mech, and they have to deal with insurance claims and shit for all the stuff they destroy in the fights.

Someone mentioned on YouTube that they would kill to see Truman's lawsuit from after The Truman Show ends.

The Star Wars prequels.

Startrek, finally wiring in some damn cameras after manually hunting down intruders for the fifty eight thousandth time.

I'd have to have a look at a pacific rim ground crew story, jim was testing the brain link but was caught scratching his nuts, it's been five days and parts we need haven't showed up so we might have to send a limping mech to let them know we are serious, someone got fired after security cameras recorded them hanging a date up in the cockpit for the third time