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I thought he was a theoretical physicist

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] bender223@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago

well, that's relative

[–] FreeBeard@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 days ago

"Do you really think the moon doesn’t exist when you’re not looking at it?"

[–] FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago

Platinum tier joke.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard." -- quote by Fantastic; the Head Technician of Helios One

[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 3 points 4 days ago

Ba, dum, tss!