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[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago

Wow, +1k upvotes?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I mean genuinely yes, this looks amazing.

I might have to come out of hibernation for a meal like this lol.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lingonberry jam is a common addition to veal here in Germany. Probably would fit steak just fine.

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always smother those IKEA meatballs in lingonberry jam. Delicious.

Also, I've heard of Lakota dishes that involve bison steaks drizzled with a blueberry reduction or compote. I've always wanted to try that.

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

IKEA meatballs, with some jam on the side

Hot honey on a ground beef patty sandwich. With some pickled squash and a big fat slice of nightshade berries? Fuck now im hungry.

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is mostly unrelated but a local restaurant makes their own ketchup with honey as the sweetener and it is the best goddamn ketchup I've ever had

I make bread and pizza dough with honey or molasses instead of sugar and it's fantastic. Honey is always better than sugar -- except in coffee.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I love when Dennis gets frustrated

[–] milk_steak@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Who doesn't love a good milk steak?

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Reminds me of one of my favorite ways to eat vanilla ice cream: with olive oil and a bit of sea salt. I get a lot of grief for this, but I learned about it ages ago in an old Cracked (.com) article and it is really good.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

Certainly unusual. But sweet and salty are a good mix, olive oil carries the taste.

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[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I used to think bears were cool but not after seeing this. Everyone knows the best way to eat a steak is charred and covered in vanilla yogurt.

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everyone knows the best way to eat a steak is charred

YEAH!!!

and covered in vanilla yogurt.

Huh?!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

That's typically a plain yogurt though IIRC and not a sweetened or flavored one

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Oh alright!

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Blackberry sauce for steaks is somewhat common, and delicious.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lingonberry jam is really popular with meat here in Sweden. Potatoes, meat, jam, and gravy.

I mean...

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Same around all the nordics as far as I know. Just a little jam on the side

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

My preference is rårörda, so essentially macerated rather than cooked.

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[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've been adding maple syrup to dishes as a sweetener and it can turn out pretty great. Like the sautéed mushrooms I made last night:

  • Dice up some onions (white or green both work well) and a hot thai pepper (or more to your preferred spice level). I also chopped a half a carrot up very finely.
  • Heat a pan and add some oil and one piece of the onion you cut up. When it is sizzling, add the chopped stuff from the last step and sauté for a couple mins, then add the mushrooms.
  • Stir it like once a minute. Allow the pieces to sear a bit but not burn. Adjust the temp to work this way.
  • Add some salt, chili powder, worchestershire sauce, cook the water away. Do the same with some lemon juice. If I had to guess, I'd say I used like a teaspoon of each.
  • Now add some maple syrup, just enough to cover the middle part before it spreads out and sizzles a lot. Stir it well and reduce it.
  • Finally add some sort of milk. I used almond milk but I'm sure any will work. Not that much of it (not worth opening a can of coconut milk, though I bet it would work great if you have one already open), it should turn a brown colour and reduce pretty quickly, leaving a delicious creamy mushroom sauce that goes well with steak or on its own. Dairy free, too, if you used anything other than dairy milk.

I buy mushrooms each time I get groceries just to make this stuff.

[–] null@lemmy.org 1 points 1 week ago

A bear typed this.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sweet and savory do seem to be pretty complimentary flavors, so I wouldn't be surprised if this was delicious.

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[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

Not weird at all, they're eating like many hunter-gatherer societies used to. It was very common to season meat with fruits and honey.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Braised(not the right word but closest i think exists in english) flakes of reindeer(or venison/moose if good quality reindeer is not available) with lingonberries (mash or jam, depending on the season) and mashed potatoes made with ungodly amounts of butter.

That is the best way to eat meat so yes, meat and berries is extremely good

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[–] nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Sweet balsamic glaze is pretty good on steak as well!

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] insomniac199@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It tracks they even eat humans too.

[–] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

People eat trash too

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Sounds very ancient Roman.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

There's this ancient Roman clay pot roast:

  • Fill 1/3 with salt
  • Add roast
  • Fill the other 2/3, add lid
  • roast it
  • drizzle honey over the slices

It's tasty, has a nice crust.

Edit: removed my wrong guess.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Salt is one of the oldest commodities. It has no shelf life and can be gathered at the edge of the ocean or dried lake, like a salt flat.

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I mean, teriyaki steak is awesome, it’s sweet/savory, so why not.

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