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[–] cmhe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

False dichotomy.

Centraur is when the neck of an quadruped animal gets its neck replaced by an human upper body... So the giraffe centaur would have neither a long human stomach, nor a long human neck.

It is reductionism to say that something isn't a giraffe, if it doesn't have a long neck part. Shame on you! πŸ˜‰

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only correct answer.

Centaurworld is probably one of the best Netflix shows

[–] Soulstorm@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago
[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There's a 3d option available:

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I... what the fuck am I looking at... ?

Please draw a diagram of this creature's digestive system for me. Also their spinal structure.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah... the Smiles are pretty fucked up.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

This a giraffe with an elaborate head ornament.

[–] Lehmuusa@nord.pub 1 points 1 week ago

I… what the fuck am I looking at… ?

It's the human centipede. But giraffe.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Sorry, but I have no clue how this character functions at all. Ask Oda (One Piece creator) about this. 😁

[–] Mesophar@pawb.social 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good ol' Hamlet! Anytime one of these "what if centaur but different" posts come up I think about him

Good ol' Hamlet

..that play is apparently VERY different from how I remember it πŸ€”

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago

I do believe that would be more like a minotaur than a centaur

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 1 points 1 week ago

Do giraffes have long necks, or long torsos?

Yeah, the first one obviously.

[–] bort@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

centaur have human shoulders and neck and head. And horse body without neck&head

so the first one is right, except with human neck

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you implying standard centaurs don't have horse necks?

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah, have you not seen a standard centaur before? Sheesh

[–] Cellari@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You have to have the long neck, or it's not a giraffe man thing

Edit: A giraftaur

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What if it's some other type of stupid long horse

[–] Cellari@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Stupid? No good sir. *cue music My Horse is amazing...

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

related, what would a human-human centaur look like?

[–] rethnor@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think it would look like a dude with two torsos stacked on top of each other. My logic is a centaur replaced the neck and head of a horse with the torso of a man. So if you replace the neck and head of a man with the torso of a man... Mantaur

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

so still only one pair of legs, then

[–] rethnor@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Didn't they have those in dungeon crawler Carl?

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

that was what inspired the question

so my thoughts are tainted. I want fresh opinions

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Wasn't it called the mantaur?