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Only correct answer.
Centaurworld is probably one of the best Netflix shows
Hush now, hide, all you little ones Rush now, into the middle of nowhere Singing and laughter will die.
One of the few "kids" shows who treated their audience with upmost respect, never talked down to the audience, and knew that kids are able to see and understand heavy topics. the suicide episode still haunts me on how incredibly good it was.
Yes, I will die on the hill that a show about farting animals is genuinely a must watch for everyone.
False dichotomy.
Centraur is when the neck of an quadruped animal gets its neck replaced by an human upper body... So the giraffe centaur would have neither a long human stomach, nor a long human neck.
It is reductionism to say that something isn't a giraffe, if it doesn't have a long neck part. Shame on you! 😉
Thinking this
Attribution https://www.instagram.com/p/DTY5qn3D9N3/
I do believe that would be more like a minotaur than a centaur
There's a 3d option available:
I... what the fuck am I looking at... ?
Please draw a diagram of this creature's digestive system for me. Also their spinal structure.
Yeah... the Smiles are pretty fucked up.
This a giraffe with an elaborate head ornament.
I… what the fuck am I looking at… ?
It's the human centipede. But giraffe.
Sorry, but I have no clue how this character functions at all. Ask Oda (One Piece creator) about this. 😁
Good ol' Hamlet! Anytime one of these "what if centaur but different" posts come up I think about him
Good ol' Hamlet
..that play is apparently VERY different from how I remember it 🤔
Do giraffes have long necks, or long torsos?
Yeah, the first one obviously.
related, what would a human-human centaur look like?
I think it would look like a dude with two torsos stacked on top of each other. My logic is a centaur replaced the neck and head of a horse with the torso of a man. So if you replace the neck and head of a man with the torso of a man... Mantaur
so still only one pair of legs, then
Didn't they have those in dungeon crawler Carl?
that was what inspired the question
so my thoughts are tainted. I want fresh opinions
Wasn't it called the mantaur?
centaur have human shoulders and neck and head. And horse body without neck&head
so the first one is right, except with human neck
Are you implying standard centaurs don't have horse necks?
Yeah, have you not seen a standard centaur before? Sheesh
You have to have the long neck, or it's not a giraffe man thing
Edit: A giraftaur
What if it's some other type of stupid long horse
Stupid? No good sir. *cue music My Horse is amazing...