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[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

This feels like boring dystopia

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If a bunch of people did this would it bankrupt the bnpl people because of how miniscule the payments are?

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No usually the payment has the interest build in. The way klarna and other interest free services make money is they charge a fee to the merchant. Otherwise saying they wouldn’t have gotten the sale if not for klarna so they take a 6% fee

[–] liuther9@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Lets give inflation some steroids!!

[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They'd just charge some fee and call it processing or some shid

Convenience fee !!

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A little hack I found about Costco is when I let my membership lapse and you don't go for a bit try and wait 3 months if you can because if you pay before then the membership expires on the same date as it originally did, but if you wait 3 months it will have the new date to expire on saving you up to 2 extra months.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

huh. I will need to check this, because that's some obvious scam bullshit. thank you for the notice

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Creditmaxing

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Sadly, I'd say this is me right now , except I can afford payments 2 and 3.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Wow you have enough mo ey left over to eat 3 more hot dogs per day!

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 193 points 1 week ago (7 children)

When the few scattered survivors of our upcoming nuclear winter emerge and rebuild society, posts like these will be used in textbooks to prove we had it coming.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Dude, I'm so geeked out about the digital archaeology that will take place in the post-apocalyptic civilizational reboot.

I wish I could be alive to see it, but the best I can do is start hoarding data now so that whoever finds it centuries from now will thank the nameless individual who preserved that one sliver of human knowledge for posterity...

[–] Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

I have some weird shit I got from 4chan about 15 years ago. I wonder what they'll make of that.

[–] blxt@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Then pls just save everything in a format that will be accessible by then.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't worry, I'll use btrfs

(/s)

The real problem is using hardware that won't corrupt over time and keeping it out of the elements

[–] blxt@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hahaha

Yeah and hardware that future people will recognize as such and can figure out how to use it.

There is this project dedicated to store code: https://archiveprogram.github.com/arctic-vault/

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 days ago

I think they'll be able to figure it out, at least when combined with everything else they learn about our era.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 65 points 1 week ago

And they won't be wrong

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[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 103 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That legitimately surprised me.

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 58 points 1 week ago (11 children)

0% interest rates is paid for by the fees if you miss a payment

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 82 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What's even better is that hot dog payment plans create jobs when they hire people to retrieve the hot dogs from people who default on their payments.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They can pry my weiner from my cold, dead hands. Because that's likely how I'll actually die. Weiner-in-hands.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I agree.

They can pry your weiner out of my cold, dead hands too.

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Hot dog repo man is my new dream career

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 5 points 6 days ago

Ugggghhh, that's such a good username!

Dibs if I lose this account lol

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I see a promising future in glizzy logistics

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